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[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is he depressed or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with person man? Degraded man, person man

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can't hear that song without watching this video: https://youtu.be/LsAiCs66l40

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago

I first heard the song put to DBZ clips. So I can't hear this verse without seeing Krillin getting clobbered.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Therapist: “You can’t hear static images.”

tubas and accordions fill my head

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok, doc, then how can I hear you? You're about as 2D as they come. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 3 points 1 week ago

Hey now, dimensionality? Let’s keep it civil.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Poetry.

They have a fight, Particle wins. Particle man.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Animaniacs have a lot to answer for

[–] Batman@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was thinking it was Tiny Toons that introduced me to this one? Though, so many years ago... not so sure anymore, with as much as I watched all the toons back then.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 week ago

Hmm, you might be right, it was a long time ago.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 1 week ago

It's 1am an I am deeply offended by such a personal attack.

[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Look out

Now he's a broken man

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s wild that this is clearly based on the Spiderman theme but we ALL came here with They Might Be Giants on the brain

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where do you think Spidey's theme came from? 🤦🏼‍♂️

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Uh.... time travelling musicians?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Who are also potentially of preternatural & prodigious size, obviously.

edit for "clarity" 😜

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Some of those words follow from the others

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Triangle man, triangle man Triangle man hates human man They have a fight, triangle wins

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I'm not a real doctor but I am a real man

[–] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Here’s me finishing it in my head with a Knick knack paddy wack give a dog a bone, human man is rolling home

Just realised that old rhyme seems maybe offensive to Irish people with paddy wack, makes sense for a lot of old English nursery rhymes…

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

https://www.etymonline.com/word/paddy

Paddy-wagon is attested by 1930, perhaps so called because many police officers were Irish. Paddywhack (1811) originally meant "an Irishman;" with the second element apparently added vaguely for emphasis.

It's not clear if it's a slur or not, or just slang for referring to an Irishman.

I think it might be closer to referring to a Scotsman as "a Scot" than anything pejorative.

Then again, you never know with the English... and it ultimately comes down to how the Irish feel about it

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think anything that's slang for an ethnic group has like a 90% probability of being a slur

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

If it doesn't start as one, it becomes one.

🎶Look out! Here comes Depression.🎶

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Fuck that's sad. I took a long break from most social media and just randomly came back because I'm no longer in crisis and I can see that things are still going the way I thought. I'm very much glad for the growth I've had recently and I want anyone who sees this to know that it can get better, a lot better, I just recently became able to voice my real feelings and stand up for myself and I'm finding out real quick what my family is actually like but also something really good happened very recently and it would not have happened if I was still just keeping my head down. Anyone feel free to reach out for support.

[–] PhatalFlaw@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I feel attacked

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

My mind did a completely different take and tried to do this to the tune of Particle Man. Had to read the comments to realize where I went wrong and why this wasn't fitting with the lyrics

I've seen it all before
I've been there
I've seen my hopes and dreams lying on the ground
I've seen the sky just begin to fall