Conservatives have nothing real to rage about. Everything theyre mad about is only because they've been told to be mad about it by conservative media, who is telling them to be mad about it to politically control them.
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Small farmers are basically gone. Main Street is abandoned. They don't own the land they live on either. Their way of life is dying. They've got plenty of real stuff to rage about - the control is telling them it's because of immigrants and not because of the rich.
It's an old meme, but it still checks out.
A CEO guy labeled "Capitalism" is sitting on a giant pile of cookies pointing at a minority on one side of the table and telling a guy holding a cookie on the other side of the table "that guy is trying to steal your cookie".
This is all modern politics is.
Here you go!
Also:
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They have plenty to be mad about.
Nixon ran as a peace candidate and tripled down on LBJ's mistakes.
Reagan ran on balancing the budget and exploded the national debt.
Bush had a war a week and crashed the economy.
Bush II started a forever war that spent $5 trillion on making sure every kid in the world grew up looking at Abu Ghraib photos.
Trump promised to build the Wall and get Mexico to pay for it.
They have plenty of things to be mad about. Too bad they are all self inflicted wouldns.
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“Yeah I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun / we ain’t seen a brown skinned man since our country club banned one”
The more likely lyrics those racists pieces of shit would sing is...
“Yeah I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun / we ain’t seen a brown skinned man since our grandparents hung them”
I feel like they wouldn’t be respectful enough to say “brown skinned man”.
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Who does this goof think "Globalists" are? Oh right, it's the billionaire capitalists whose boots he wants to lick.
The (((globalists))) are the cultural Marxists, A.K.A. the Jews: The Origins of the 'Globalist' Slur
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I like how it's:
If you love America and are pissed about ... please contact me.
... and not, "if you're a good bassist looking for a band". Tells you all you need to know about the quality of music they're gonna put out.
Deporting in the Name Of
Imagine looking for musicians while stating in your ad “I plan on writing songs… “
You make the songs, then you look for people to play them.
He doesnt actually know how to write songs, but in his head he "knows" hes the main character, so he thinks hes gonna get a group of musicians together, start playing some shitty chord, and everything will just fall into place and the bassist and drummer will stsrt playing along with some brilliant ideas of their own that he can take all the credit for because he's the frontman and he started the band.
Yeah, this is definitely just someone who got told (possibly even by a band member of Rage Against the Machine themselves) what the songs and the band are actually about. Doubt a single song will ever be made.
ICE is comin' back around again.
They're kicking out the People of the Sun
Rage of the Machine.
Lust for the Machine
oh my fucking god
is a great song by Strapping Young Lad.
"Rage as the Machine"
"globalists" okay so they're going full nazi
Honestly, it shouldn't be that hard. Just use some of their ironic stuff, but sincerely. Bulls on Parade is pretty much an authoritarian capitalist anthem if you take it at face value.
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Tariff the product ya push, well I'm a Trump addict, oh shit I got a head rush!
FUCK YOU I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
COME ONmyface!
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FUCK YOU I WILL DO EXACTLY AD YOU TELL ME!
Yeah, I totally see this working for maga crowds
Alternately:
Fuck yeah I'll believe anything fox tells me!
The Renegades of Trump.
Machine Against the Rage, but Also For The Right Kind of Rage a.k.a I Hate My Life but it's Other People's Fault and I Have Lost the Ability to Critically Think for Myself or I Never Had It to Begin With a.k.a This Band Sucks
Rage Against My Virginity
What are they gonna rage against…the basically non existent left wing?
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*Suck The Machine's Dick
Bless you, I'll do as you tell me!
I want to salute the flag harder than anyone with guitars. /s