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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 114 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

It's actually not even good for them. It's entirely for the presentation to the humans that buy them. It makes them spoil quicker and is also just a waste of water.

On the upside: They feel pretty good as a human on a hot day.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I never really see them in use anymore.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't either, but I am in California and I don't know if it's because they also learned it makes shit spoil quicker (literally I learned this from working at a grocery store that had them), or if it's a legal thing to conserve water.

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[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

They also installed sprinkler system for tourists at some tourist attractions in the very hot summer of 2015. Except they also did this at the Auschwitz camp. It was quite the uproar.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

People were upset they added misters to Auswitz for the museum tourists? It's not like they were spraying them with lethal poison like they used to. Sounds like a moment where it only was weird because people made it weird.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 3 points 1 week ago

One Jewish visitor said that she had lost many relatives to the Holocaust at Auschwitz and that the water misters looked like the showers are family had had to endure before going to the gas chamber. Many Israeli visitors who have experienced the water misters have criticised them as distasteful.

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[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hate this thing. Love our local market, but they use these and it's so annoying to have soggy everything.

[–] rollerbang@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Veggies weigh more and thus cost more? Win/win. Oh wait...

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[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 64 points 1 week ago

It probably feels a lot more like this

A wall lined with morgue refrigerators. One of them is open, showing a human body covered in a cloth

[–] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Contrary to what you may believe, you don't have to envy these vegetables and can indeed take a shower yourself.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Thats a misting not a shower tho. Also those veggies aint paying for that water.

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah but I’ll never feel as good as those vegetables.

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[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 40 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Peppers and cucumbers are the traumatic forced abortions of the plant world. Broccoli and cauliflower are the amputated sex organs of the plants that were cut from their bodies. Celery, brussel sprouts, and artichokes are severed limbs of plants. This is a literal mass grave of dead and dying vegetation, an alter to the horrific mutilation and abuse perpetrated on an entire kingdom of life by humans. A final act of humiliation before we condemn them to the hell of cooking and consumption. I doubt the spray mist provides much comfort.

[–] derry@midwest.social 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

More meat it is then. Save the vegetables!

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 30 points 1 week ago

I'm not vegetarian because I like animals. I'm vegetarian because I hate plants.

[–] Grostleton@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Guess I'll just eat rocks then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

There is a religion called Jainism that actually tries to avoid harming even tiny organisms and plants. As such they avoid eating things like root vegetables that require the entire plant to be killed in order to harvest them.

Interestingly they are not necessarily against drinking milk, as milking an animal is viewed similarly to harvesting a fruit. Though its my understanding that they may still object to industrial milk production.

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[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Awesome! I'ma start a death metal band and put celery and brussel sprouts on the album covers.

  • Track 1: "I will Eat your Artichoke!"
  • Track 2: "Your Chopped Broccoli Falling on the Floor"
  • Track 3: "Sliced Cucumber"
  • etc
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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You should hang out by the veggie tray at parties.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 week ago

That's how I met my partner. We both love dips. We could talk or not talk about dips all day long and then do it again tomorrow.

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[–] Hircine@lemm.ee 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

we had these 20 years ago in my country. but these got removed because they create bacteria and lower shelf life by a lot. nothing good about them at all. just extra cost and work.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Was wondering why we don't have this in Europe, and the answer is once again, common fucking sense.

[–] Verdorrterpunkt@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've seen them last year in france at some places unfortunately.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They are still around here where I live but they are kinda needed since its dry here (under 20% mostly). Without them the produce desicates. But in moist places? Why?

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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Be the vegetable you want to be

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[–] vane@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Dead vegetable reproductive organs.

Getting that brocussy

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 7 points 1 week ago

Now in damp!

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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

I've been on some patios in the summer that actually do this. It does feel very good.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I haven't seen these for over a decade now, they used to be in most stores but it was pretty obvious it created a lot of issues because of all the "moistness". Good that they got rid of it, at least here in Sweden.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I feel like "the moistness" ought to be a shitty B-movie world-ending blight.

"Grandpa was killed by the moistness; he shouldn't have even been in that valley without his power dryers"

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago

As a child I used to be borderline obsessed with the misters and the overall smell and vibe of the produce sections. Always told my mom I wanted to work in one. Thirty years later, purely by circumstance, I manage one for a living. It's not quite what I dreamed of, given that stores in 2025 are no longer poorly lit nor smell like mothballs and old air conditioning/refrigerant, but I still enjoy my career.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

It does feel good.

Source: I am a vegetable.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago

I don't think you need to be a vegetable to enjoy a nice mist.

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

The equivalent for a person would be decapitated heads in the shower.

[–] mapmyhike@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I buy all my fruits and veggies straight from the orchard, farm stands or the Amish. Often the products are dirty, have flaws, uneven shapes and varying states of ripeness. I can pay .90 for a cucumber at the store or, five for a dollar at the stand or, pick my own at the Amish farm for .10 a piece. I haven't shopped in a store since the Covid price hikes. I now eat better, lost weight, cholesterol, sugar and BP all down. I also planted my own berries, plum and apple trees. Cannabis, too. I can wash my own damn fruit. Just say no to corporate greed.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Seems like a complete flip to what we have here in the UK, Aldi is by far cheaper than any farmers market I have seen.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (8 children)

There's a big difference between a farm stand and a farmers market.

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In the US a “farmers market” typically means that a city or town shuts down a few streets and farmers come from their rural farms to the city center to sell their produce. The prices can trend high, because the focus tends to be on quality and known provenence.

What the parent poster is describing is not farmers markets, but farm stands. You have to go to them instead of them coming to you, which is where the savings come from. It might not be worth it depending on the value of your time.

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[–] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As a young adult of the 90's all I see here is Legionnaire's disease.

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[–] CannedCairn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Produce was my first job and we used to come in at 5am and clean these occasionally. They get jelly dangly bits hanging from below the veggies that you just spray off and then wash. It was an interesting event.

[–] zout@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think you would feel that much being a vegetable, but since no person has ever come back from the vegetable state you just can't tell.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

The cutting your legs off for display part?

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Spritz me harder daddy

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s quite warm in the north east of the U.K. at the minute, please do this to me.

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