Biblically accurate marathon
this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2025
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I think the Flash has a new secret identity.
He's just built different
I beat my previous record
Goku forgot to turn off fitness tracking while in battle
When you forgot to turn off location spoofing:
Strava is the best for this. 
~~(I still don't understand how to load images here)~~
This is more about the weird pathing and not the distance, but here's what it looks like when I have a bouldering session. Apparently I spend a lot of time outside and pass through walls.
Kind of goes haywire when cell signal drops out. Might be in a brick or concrete building? Mine was in an area of the mountains where using the phone was doomed. I've been using a garmin since and it never does this. In a pinch, I used my phone on a hike the other day, and next to big boulder, it did the same thing you're showing, sent and impossibly straight line up a mountain.
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Thanks. Edited it. Works!
Also you can add a text description of the image between the brackets if you'd like. It helps blind people.
Oh, so it becomes alt text? That's brilliant. It just disappeared but I didn't realize what happened. Or I'm misunderstanding ~~(not seeing the text)~~. Nope, I see it if I click on show source.
Also, some apps like Voyager will show the alt text as a caption when you open the image.
That's what I was expecting. Have to check that out. Thanks.
Was he trying to reverse time to save Lois Lane?
Chris aka Barry Allen?
Maths guy, how long would it take barry to cover this distance?
Fractions of a fraction of a second. Barry can run much much faster than light and at light speed this distance would take ~1.6 seconds.
Edit: corrected my incorrect math because i read mi as meters
This is clearly a comma-is-thousands number of miles (as is consistent with places that use miles).
It's 1.66 seconds at light speed.
Yeah, I read mi as m at first. Doesn't really change the statement since Barry can run trillions of times faster than light.
Also, Barry in the TV series saying, "Mach 20 is not a thing"