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[–] snipon@feddit.dk 2 points 2 months ago

Depends on the knife.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's probably made of that super light material, and if I use too big of a fork, I'll drop rice all over myself. Or get too big of a mouthful.

I'm glad someone on the internet finally figured out that we all have rules about forks. Every ND person I've met has a fork rule. My fiance (ADHD) and I (ADHD also) have two sets of silverware- one for him, and one for me, and then we have the weird loose ones from either set that were imperfect in meeting our demands.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I hate all of them but many people seem to like number two, but that is decisively the worst. I literally just bought twelve forks from a discontinued line because I had a few of them and they are the best forks ever. There are few things better than a great fork.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I wish I did that. My flatware is outstanding but of course they discontinued it right after I got it. I’m down to 5 spoons 🙁 and the Replacements.com price is higher than they were new

[–] farsinuce@feddit.dk 2 points 2 months ago

I stand by you.

[–] auginator@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Number 5, as a backup 2. Edit: I feel like 2 is too fat and 5 is too narrow. Somewhere in the middle.

[–] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

What am I eating? Spaghetti is different from steak which is different from peas

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
  1. Every other choice is wrong.
[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
  1. But I'd still grab 5 just to watch the world burn.
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

Some of y'all don't know about the yogurt test and it shows! 4 is the only correct answer.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

None of them are usable. If I had to take one, number 3. All the others are a sin.

Edi: I must agree with others though, that the handle of 3 is very bad. Still, the shape of the head is more important to me.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

How thick are they?

[–] valkyrieangela@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Forget the handles because they all suck. The flared outer tines are a sin and the shorter tines on 1 is a war crime. I would take 3. Ergonomically it's not terrible and I can deal.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] LuckyPierre@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago
  1. Small forks go faster.
[–] solarvetica@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

5 nice and clean. No messing around. Hard to bend accidentally (I worry about that)

[–] Mariemarion@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Obviously, 2 is really bad. 5 is nice.

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