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[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

2 for salads, 4 or 5 for everything else

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

2 and 3. 1 and 5 are too short, they're last resort shit

[–] PurpleGameBoy@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The pointy handle on number 3 is OFFENSIVE

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[–] themakara@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

ADHD, don't care as long as it works.

[–] ghost_towels@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yup. Clean is the main thing though. I’ve forgotten my silverware for lunch and figured out some very interesting workarounds before.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

tines of three, handle of five

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I rank them in order of decreasing favorability: 3 5 4 1 2

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

2 would be the closest I'd consider to being ideal. The handle kinda looks like it sucks tho.

Ideal would be the head of 2 with the handle of 5.

[–] LastoftheDinosaurs@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] astrsk@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago

5 because the handle isn’t a fucking nightmare and won’t be distracting to eating but also I have that exact set and only use the larger ones unless I am forced to use the smaller ones. I picked the set for these reasons.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I like 1.

5 is one of the worst things ever created

[–] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Depends on the weight for me.

All those with cupped handles look light and need the cupping for structural support, but 5 is thick in the right way. The head is wrong, though.

All heads are wrong for me. Either to long vor thick. And 1 is to rectangly.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago

The real answer is... chopsticks!

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

of the ones losted? 2. However, have you considered wood fork?

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Definitely not 5 because it looks like it's trying to be a spoon, but you can't eat soup with a fork (well, technically you can but it'd take a long time).

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] CixoUwU@lemmy.cixoelectronic.pl 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, that's clearly a spoon shape.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

5, obviously

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

All but 5 look like cheap crap and I don't like 5 for forks sake

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