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[–] peto@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean it's not great taxidermy but I'm not sure it's bad. It's not even a case that I question who would want it. I know several people who would love to receive it as a gift.

Perhaps the only mistake is that the eyes don't light up.

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

The eyes need to be the on/off switch

[–] BruceLee@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have no issue with a lamp with a dress but a dress with a dead body made into a lamp?

[–] peto@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

I suppose if they killed it to make the lamp. If it was already done using the body though?

[–] vzq@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Are they detectives? Dead Victorian boys often are, apparently.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

I'll take it. I know how to deal with Victorian ghost boys.

Sacrifice a McDonalds Sprite, it'll send them to the other side.

Alternatively, if you're attracting mainly orphans, trap their souls as part of a machine that lets you experience your greatest dreams while within it.