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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 53 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

How was it called? When people are so close to getting the point it hurts, yet still don't get it? I remember there being a subreddit about it.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 44 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Yep, that's it. Thank You.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

He would feel threatened if a creepy woman TSA agent did this to him too. It's much more rare, but it's a better argument for these kinds of people. I've seen this response countless times. Banned from r/conservative for "threatening" users lol.

Think of them like children (his debate skills are <6th grader, so he literally is). You have to be gentle.

[–] raltoid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Think of them like children (his debate skills are <6th grader, so he literally is). You have to be gentle.

They're not like children, they're just narcissists.

It's the attitude of: "If I do something bad to you, you should be flattered. But don't you dare do that to me!"

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 hours ago

Nah, hit his homophobic ass with the theoretical hyper-masculine leather daddy hitting on him

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 128 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

he made her point so perfectly well, and yet still can't (and won't ever be able to) see it himself.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 255 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (19 children)

Classic conservative move, they immediately understand the problem when it applies to them but cannot or will not generalise to others

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

Even when presented with the hypocrisy, they still refuse to acknowledge there is a problem.

[–] guillem@aussie.zone 4 points 3 hours ago

Maybe it's safe to assume he's a conservative but you'll be surprised at how many brocialists we have on the left.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 21 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Can you even imagine his response if a gay man had approached him the same way? Dude would be on the 6 o'clock news crying into the camera while covered in blood.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Sone might fight, but guys like these on socials would get hammered by gay dudes. No pun intended.

[–] wheelie@lemmy.world 54 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

That's more of an idiot move.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 79 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Who's got the time to tell the difference?

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 54 points 8 hours ago

Sure- conservatives aren't all idiots. Some are assholes

[–] moonlight@fedia.io 26 points 7 hours ago

The Venn diagram between those two things is basically a circle at this point.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

That's what they said

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[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Well, you see. The man has a penis, therefore he is at higher risk of violence than women.

Wait, no. It's the opposite.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Cis men experience more of every non-sexual form of violence than cis women on average, to the point where they experience more incidents of overall violence.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 15 points 3 hours ago

The fun part is when you start digging into where that violence is coming from....

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

A lot of trans women who possess penises are at extreme risk of violence from men.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 43 minutes ago* (last edited 43 minutes ago)

And trans men experience struggles with an epidemic of both sexual abuse and domestic violence, which is basically not studied at all.

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Yes, but they are still women, and I specifically was referring to men with penises.

Checkmate, atheists.

[–] mystik@lemmy.world 88 points 8 hours ago

That went so far over his head, I'm not sure he heard the woosh.

[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 26 points 7 hours ago (3 children)
[–] diegantobass@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

DO YOU HAVE TP?! Rrrrolios

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Exactly what I was thinking from just the title, heh.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 5 hours ago

Good to know there are so many other degenerates here.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

... master Jedi?

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 31 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of an episode of "Cheers." Cliff calls a woman and starts heavy breathing into the phone, then he's surprised when she hangs up.

"My mom always laughs when I do it to her!"

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 17 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I recently discovered that, at the beginning of Cheers, Cliff was some five years younger than I currently am, and I'm not happy about this AT ALL.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago

A while back, someone mentioned Jack Benny, and we all laughed about how he'd always say he was "only 39."

When we were kids, we wondered how old you had to be to think that 39 was young.

Now we know!

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

It's the implication!..

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

No, just gonna send some flowers.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Yeah, that was immediate comeback as well.

Would have really tied the room together.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 5 hours ago

Violent flowers?

[–] Vytle@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

He must be baiting

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