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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 413 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (25 children)

Classic conservative move, they immediately understand the problem when it applies to them but cannot or will not generalise to others

[–] wheelie@lemmy.world 85 points 1 month ago (4 children)

That's more of an idiot move.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 131 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who's got the time to tell the difference?

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 93 points 1 month ago

Sure- conservatives aren't all idiots. Some are assholes

[–] moonlight@fedia.io 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Venn diagram between those two things is basically a circle at this point.

[–] Cavemanfreak@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago

I don't really agree. The idiot circle nicely encompasses the conservative circle, but there are a lot of idiots that aren't conservatives as well!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

That's what they said

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can you even imagine his response if a gay man had approached him the same way? Dude would be on the 6 o'clock news crying into the camera while covered in blood.

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

Even when presented with the hypocrisy, they still refuse to acknowledge there is a problem.

[–] guillem@aussie.zone 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Maybe it's safe to assume he's a conservative but you'll be surprised at how many brocialists we have on the left.

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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 181 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

he made her point so perfectly well, and yet still can't (and won't ever be able to) see it himself.

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 131 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How was it called? When people are so close to getting the point it hurts, yet still don't get it? I remember there being a subreddit about it.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 112 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Yep, that's it. Thank You.

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[–] mystik@lemmy.world 106 points 1 month ago

That went so far over his head, I'm not sure he heard the woosh.

[–] lostbit@feddit.nl 88 points 1 month ago (3 children)

got a ban on reddit for this. Dude was saying Ukraine should give up the stolen land for peace. So i asked him for his address so i could occupy one of his rooms.

he did not like that

[–] Veneroso@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

I chuckled at this. Surely a single room is not enough?

Lebansraum!

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[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago
[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (10 children)

He would feel threatened if a creepy woman TSA agent did this to him too. It's much more rare, but it's a better argument for these kinds of people. I've seen this response countless times. Banned from r/conservative for "threatening" users lol.

Think of them like children (his debate skills are <6th grader, so he literally is). You have to be gentle.

[–] raltoid@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Think of them like children (his debate skills are <6th grader, so he literally is). You have to be gentle.

They're not like children, they're just narcissists.

It's the attitude of: "If I do something bad to you, you should be flattered. But don't you dare do that to me!"

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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, hit his homophobic ass with the theoretical hyper-masculine leather daddy hitting on him

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reminds me of an episode of "Cheers." Cliff calls a woman and starts heavy breathing into the phone, then he's surprised when she hangs up.

"My mom always laughs when I do it to her!"

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I recently discovered that, at the beginning of Cheers, Cliff was some five years younger than I currently am, and I'm not happy about this AT ALL.

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[–] Kolrami@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

She should've ended it with "No. I'm going to send you some flowers."

It reads like "cans of soup... for my family"

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well, you see. The man has a penis, therefore he is at higher risk of violence than women.

Wait, no. It's the opposite.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cis men experience more of every non-sexual form of violence than cis women on average, to the point where they experience more incidents of overall violence.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 23 points 1 month ago (7 children)

The fun part is when you start digging into where that violence is coming from....

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[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

A lot of trans women who possess penises are at extreme risk of violence from men.

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[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] smol_beans@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (12 children)

The original Bri Larson tweet makes me think of a recent post on lemmy that showed younger men are less and less likely to ask women out in person. Some people in the comments said "hey it's ok to approach women in public just be ok with them saying no" but when I read what women say about being approached in public (like bri larsons tweet here) I get the feeling that I should never approach women in public because I'll make them feel scared.

I'm not talking about the top tweet where a guy is memorizing your address, that is creepy, I understand that, but the guy in the bri Larson tweet wasn't being creepy, just shooting his shot right? Or am I way off here?

[–] Waldelfe@feddit.org 32 points 1 month ago (11 children)

"Approaching in public" can mean so many different things. What most women have a problem with is being approached in a situation where the man has some form of power over her. For example a cashier or server has to be friendly and smile or she will risk her job. Being approached is uncomfortable, because too many men don't understand it when the no comes with a smile. They are also in a position of power, because they can complain about her or make a scene and get her in trouble.

In this case the TSA agent has some form of power over her and could give her trouble if she refuses. She has no way of knowing if a "no" will be met with understanding or with him holding her up, being insistent, keeping her from passing. That's what makes it especially uncomfortable.

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[–] sunflowercowboy@feddit.org 21 points 1 month ago (6 children)

He's at work, be professional at least. He also doesn't know the person, but if he was just some random dude you are still inconveniencing a person slightly. They say no, you are inconvenienced back.

Your workplace is for work, not for interfering with people trying to use your service. You can become friends with regulars and then ask them out if you desire, but you also involve more of yourself at risk in the question.

So just don't. Go to public gatherings or places of interest, where people have a common understanding of at least socializing. Having a friend already diffuses the situation or possible tension that an engagement can form.

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[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

A large part of it is setting. If you're at a place people gather to be social, like a party or a bar or other social event, people are more open to talking or getting to know each other. If you're just trying to move through your day in public and are probably thinking about all the bullshit you need to deal withnin our daily hellscape of lives, and some random person interupts to interject and make you deal with even more bullshit, that fuckin sucks. Location, location, location.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

"Cold-calling" women for dates in public is kinda sketchy in general.

Put the effort in to getting to know them first. If you are at a point in your life where asking random strangers for a date is your best game, you need to work on yourself.

This isn't bashing you for not being handsome/pretty, or fit, or rich. You need to go out and do things that you enjoy, try new things, and find partners who enjoy the same things, then see if they are open to dating.

Also, mutual friends are the best for getting you a date with someone. It worked for me, and it can work for you!

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you are at a point in your life where asking random strangers for a date is your best game, you need to work on yourself.

Fuck me. This is the best piece of advice I ever heard that every single person needs to get in their heads.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh no. Not violence. How awful.

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[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No, just gonna send some flowers.

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 month ago

I thought they were threatening him with flowers? He must be reading too much into it.

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