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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon studies Buddhism (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] four@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

Anon looks at the finger smh

[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

This guy doesn't know the one about the pizza guy making him on with everything and then not giving him back and change. So he is angry cuz he didn't get the anti joke.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

You'll get it after fasting for 20 days straight I've heard.

[–] EightBitBlood@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Buddha wants a "peace" of pizza.

[–] Zuriz@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Have you Heard, Seen, or Suspected the salami here comes from an animal that was killed for my consumption?

Dont know man... is my first day here.

The Blessed One acquiesced with silence.

... The vegetarian one then. Next customer!

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the pizza was cooked long ago.

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