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[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 38 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

It really cuts my gears into pieces reading posts like this where people just take things without checking. My last resort is to go search if its true.

IDGAF if it looks like penis, the Latin name is Megaloblatta longipennis. Longi is the inflexion of longus which means long. Pennis is the inflection of penna which can mean feather, wing or fin.

So "longwings"

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

So... Biggus diccus?

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Long penis go burrrrr

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Winged? Where's my flamethrower

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Arent most cockroaches winged?

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So you're saying it's going to be have to be napalm

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've never learned kung fu as fast as I have the times that a giant cockroach has made its appearance on my lanai.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

Idk why but this sounds like a plausible Golden Girls reference.

[–] chloroken@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Cockroaches are insects. Insects have wings. Very, very few exceptions.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

Everybody gangsta until the roach start flying!

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

THIS. IS. MY. LAST. RESORT.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

SUFFOCATION. NO BREATHING.

DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I HAVE A LONG PENIS.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

flapping in the wind

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 23 points 2 weeks ago

I've said it before and I'm saying it again...

You're holding a roach.

Stop that.

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[…] longipennis is found in [redacted]

Where is it??? Where did the long penis go??

[–] rarWars@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

this post was a three-hit combo, but then somebody decided to perform comedy homicide. We need an amputation, stat!

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 weeks ago

alright did it masel

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's just the rule of Tumblr screenshots, you always have to include one reply too many

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

Need to end the string with a null character

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It literaly has a penis design in its wing XD

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Heh, yeah, it does xD

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

"The roach, of course, is called so because it resembles a cockroach."

"What the fuck? This guy's outta his mind... A joint roach doesn't look anything like a fucking cockroach!"

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

The only roach infestation I might be okay with. Maybe.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

You feel like you're going to have a...good time?