Every new picture of Vance I see he's a little bit fatter. Dude's gonna end up looking like that guy from Big Trouble in Little China that gets so angry, he blows himself up like a balloon until he explodes.
this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2025
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There's definitely some poor bastard who just naturally has this face and doesn't deserve all this lmao
Has he been packing on weight, or is he just hoarding classified documents in his cheeks, to spool out into his bedding later? My hamster used to do that. It’s not as cute when Vance does it.
e: He has.
He needs to watch that, because too rich a diet slathered in that much evil can’t be good for his heart.
lmao he called those ppl peasants while looking over his chubby chipmunk cheeks thru his lil plastic-surgery(?) girlie eyes
(Do u have feminine eyes & large cheeks, u cool noworry)
Is the OP a real pic? I cannot find any pictures where he looks... Like that. For example, this is April 18th. 
"don't eat those documents, sir. I'll stuff them in my cheeks for you. Just ask."
Is that not coke bloat?
Unless Trump manages to survive for 4 years, this clown is gonna be the commander-in-queef of the most powerful military in the world.
It's his body's natural defense against getting punched in the face. Your hand would just sink in, dissipating the force of the hit before you can do any damage to the sensitive tissue underneath. Pre-inflated airbag cheeks.