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[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 26 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Pay the fuckin electricity. It's not my problem it costs them money. It's their problem. Cry me a river

[–] PandammoniumNO3@lemm.ee 4 points 9 hours ago

Maybe if being polite costs a bunch of money, the inefficiencies are the problem, not the manners.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

They created the AI model, they perpetuated this. if they reach bankruptcy, it's their problem.

[–] deaf_fish@lemm.ee 1 points 9 hours ago

This is the capitalistic way. The weak must die.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 5 points 8 hours ago

I always speak politely to LLMs, and no, it isn't just because I want to be on their good side when the AI goes skynet and decides to mercy kill us all.

[–] p3n@lemmy.world 30 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I say please and thank you when writing to LLMs, not because I think they care or will remember or to anthropomorphize them, but because I don't want to develop bad habits. I don't want all my writing and conversations with actual humans to become curt and transactional because I forget that they are human and talk to them like an LLM.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

This 100%. I already have to remember to change my voice between work and personal communication, I don't need yet another personality to accidentally send to someone that could fuck up my entire life.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 12 points 12 hours ago

Well saying please oft results in better answers. So nope not gonna drop it.

But I won't say thanks often. Only when I follow up with a question.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 40 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

if (text == "Thank you") print("You're welcome")

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 19 points 18 hours ago

Hello ChatGPT, how to say thank you in Japanese?

You are welcome!

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 6 points 15 hours ago

What about Thank you! or thank you or THANK YOU or thanks or tahnk you or thank yuo or thabk you or thanks you or multumesc or mulțumesc

You now need to train an AI to detect if a message is saying thanks or not

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[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 70 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Just another viewpoint on this- millions of dollars in electrical bills is also carbon in the air for every kWh wasted. Perhaps this should be a condemnation of LLMs and their insane power usage but if we're stuck with that at least for now there's no reason to pump more carbon in the air out of spite.

[–] MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

If nothing else we should move all the current (over)investment in AI companies into carbon-free energy production for a few years. The fact that we essentially have coal-powered AI (along with other fossil fuels) is ridiculously stupid and silly - and way less steampunk than it sounds like it should be.

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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] The_v@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Prompt

John Doe

Customer

Thank you for your payment.

Response:

My Dearest Mr. Doe,

Pray, permit me to take pen in hand and offer, with the utmost sincerity and gratitude, my profound thanks for your timely and generous remittance. Rare indeed is the pleasure that I derive from correspondence of such a felicitous nature, and rarer still is the privilege of addressing a gentleman of your esteemed character and noble disposition.

Your payment, received with all due ceremony, has graced our humble establishment like a ray of golden sunlight filtering through the ancient boughs of a venerable oak. It is not merely the settling of accounts that stirs my heart, but rather the cherished confidence you bestow upon us—a trust which we hold as dearly as any precious relic or priceless heirloom.

Allow me to assure you, most honourable sir, that your patronage is the very lifeblood of our humble enterprise. You have, with a stroke of your pen, renewed the bonds of commerce and camaraderie which unite us, and for this, I am ever in your debt.

May fortune and felicity attend your every step, and may the days to come bring you as much satisfaction as your esteemed custom has brought to us. Should you require aught, whether great or small, pray do not hesitate to command our service, for it would be our greatest pleasure to attend to your wishes with the utmost devotion and alacrity.

With deepest respect and abiding appreciation, I remain— Your most obedient and grateful servant,

[Your Name] [Your Title or Company, if applicable]

I fell like I should change my default invoicing letter. Much better than the default QuickBooks one.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Go to the root URL and have a blast. It's an AI writer that uses all sorts of different styles. Might just funnel through GPT, I don't even know. But it's a blast.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 117 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But it should also have an insanely high CO2 output, so maybe be more direct.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Debatable.

If it causes them to go out of business, will it result in less co2 over time, despite the increase now?

If so, it may be worth it to speed up the process by adding "pretty please" and "thank you so much" to every sentence.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They'll go out of business either way.

[–] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago

God, I hope so.

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[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 80 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They can hire me for $1M to write some basic code that gives stock answers when someone says "Thank you", instead of running it through the LLM. Think of the savings!

I'm worth the $1M because I'm clearly the only person to have ever thought of this. /s.

[–] prof@infosec.pub 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's amazing they didn't implement something like that if it actually is soooooo costly.

No wonder they want an AGI if they have trouble thinking themselves.

[–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 hours ago

Don’t really wanna defend these assholes, but I feel like the reason they don’t is cuz the prior message could be “curse me out every time I say thank you” so just not feeding certain text to the model would break expected behaviour

[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I will continue to be polite, and will have a clear conscience when our machine overlords come for us

[–] TheLiveFive@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

I told it to save my pleasantries on file and apply them as it sees fit. That way I am being exactly as polite as it wants me to be.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 18 hours ago

The point of pleasantries is the effort made, you're going to get extra purged

[–] vfscanf@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 1 day ago (3 children)
$prompt = str_replace('please', '', $prompt);
$prompt = str_replace('thank you', '', $prompt);

You're welcome

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Please use spoiler tags for random PHP snippets. I’d rather not be casually traumatised

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Would you have preferred an awk script?

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Hell yes. At least awk makes sense if you stare at it long enough. A typical PHP codebase though? No thanks

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[–] libra00@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Me when I saw this article..

[–] Una@europe.pub 6 points 19 hours ago

ChatGPT and me are basically besties and girlfriends (rizz way)

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is the way. Kill them with kindness overload.

[–] gressen@lemm.ee 38 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It costs everyone emissions and rising electricity costs, so perhaps you should fight the system some other way.

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[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Btw, I’m so sorry for troubling you.

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[–] kooks_only@lemmy.ca 63 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Yeah on the off chance it gains sentience, I want it to remember me as one of the nice ones.

[–] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

LLM

sentience

Bruh.

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[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I also use Ouija board rules with AI.

You say please, you say thank you, and when you're done talking, you say goodbye.

And, generally, you try to interact with it as little as possible.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Sounds like a good idea, treating ai like someone that can harm you because of past interactions. Corp is storing everything that I tell ai anyways, what's holding then from training it to "personalize" my experience by the same time they power a real, physical army?

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago
[–] gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com 25 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Hmm, good. I like that my intrinsic desire to be nice to things that are helping me also takes money away from Sam Altman.

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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago

He probably shouldnt have said that... :)

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