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[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 19 points 4 days ago

Well he won't have to look after her pet ever again

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I completely misinterpreted this headline on my first read. I thought it was about a man who was afraid to inspect a bomb threat that was issued by an animal.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If my dog started talking and told me he planted a bomb somewhere, I'd be too surprised by the fact my dog can talk to do anything about the bomb.

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

What’s that, Lassie? Timmy’s got a bomb strapped to his chest?

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Fool proof, big brain plan.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What are the odds that he lives in her house, maybe unemployed?

[–] corroded@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Even better. He lived (lives in prison now) in her parents' house, according to the article.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago
[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Why do you think she was on a cruise ship without him?

[–] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 5 points 3 days ago

Sounds like a lovely person I can't understand why they left him behind.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Somebody set up us the bomb.

[–] h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

Understandable.