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[–] WeirdyTrip@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago

It Ain't Over Til It's Over In My Ass

(Lenny Kravitz)

[–] Nuage@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago

Show me how to live in my ass

[–] lud@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

Highwayman in my ass.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 5 points 6 days ago

Jolene in my ass

[–] fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago

The Beast in my ass

[–] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

More than this in my ass

[–] PeaceFrog@feddit.nl 2 points 5 days ago
[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago

Fuck you in my head in my ass.

[–] rektdeckard@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Wicked Game In My Ass

[–] tino@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Sledgehammer in my ass

[–] clubb@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Embrace the endless ocean in my ass

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Caramel in my ass...I don't think I can complain about anything compared to some of these

Punch me I bleed in my ass.

Literally listening to Children of Bodom, while I read this post. Alexi would have approved, I'm sure.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago
[–] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

Division by zero in my ass?

[–] vale@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

Anytime Anywhere in my ass

[–] STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Right Here, Right Now, in my ass.

[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago

Evacuation in my ass? Sounds about right.

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Bat out of Hell in my Ass

[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Pepper coyote - There Is No Cock Like Horse Cock In My Ass

[–] viduq@lemmy.kde.social 3 points 6 days ago

The look you give that guy in my ass

[–] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Virtual insanity...

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 4 points 6 days ago

And the beat goes on in my ass

[–] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Love for me too in my ass

[–] molten@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

X gon' give it to ya in the ass

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago

I Quit In My Ass

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Every Time We Touch in my ass

[–] Hafty@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago
[–] jakemehoff11@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

1-800-EAT-SHIT in my ass, talk about kismet

(Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol, awesome band I just discovered)

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago

Fine... Opens Spotify

"My Best Friends... In my ass" - Pokemon

Oh wait, no, that would be the next track. The previous one was:

"Stand Out... In My Ass" - Tevin Campbell

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 4 points 6 days ago

Come and go in my ass~

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

BACK AND FORTH in my ass - Sebastian Paul

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 1 points 5 days ago

The long and winding road in my ass

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Heart shaped box in my ass.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Southern man in my ass

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

"Hellfire" in my ass

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's a great day to be alive in my ass

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago

Stressed Out in my ass

[–] WandowsVista@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

like a stone in my ass

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