this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2023
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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

The way he holds the laptop is a sign of how he's given up on life, society, and the world at large.

[–] OpenStars@kbin.social 28 points 1 year ago

Why does that look like the longest handgun I have ever seen in my life? :-P

[–] ips@infosec.pub 24 points 1 year ago

Programming socks and you’re good to go.

[–] root@socialmedia.fail 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

where did you get this picture of me and how did you know what OS I'm running (btw)

[–] tibor@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

Im inside your walls

[–] nsnitko@infosec.pub 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I feel like it needs more coffee and ibuprofen.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I use acetaminophen, am I doing it wrong?

[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Whiskey my friend, whiskey...

[–] aport@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That laptop is a MacBook Pro, can it even run Arch in a usable fashion?

[–] folkrav@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you, I'm wearing shorts and ankle socks. Admittedly, they're sweatpant shorts. The monochrome t-shirt and dishevelled hair is quite accurate...

[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Lies! I almost never wear socks!

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Oh… it’s me…

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This needs updated, since 2020, we work fully remote and no longer wear pants. It's pretty accurate, otherwise.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 0 points 1 year ago