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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world -5 points 6 days ago

What's German for "trying too hard?"

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org -2 points 6 days ago (4 children)

In the video right after he says nobody moves out of the way there is someone moving out of the way but he edited the video to remove it.

Disingenuous bullshit.

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[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 102 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I speak perfect english but still use β€žja”, ja?

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 1 points 6 days ago

Ja sonst ist es nicht authentisch genug. Aber war schon witzig.

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[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 91 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This is a funny clip and an accurate depiction of NYC congestion.

But, I live in a major city and we make way for ambulances. If it's this bad we'll end up with civilians running red lights or cops on motorbikes to unfuck gridlock.

I myself ran a red light last week in rush hour to GTFO when I hear sirens. Just turn on my hazards, slow roll into the red light. Cars were already stopping for me so I was safe, then pulled over.

This is really just making fun of NYC traffic and how fucked it is. The delivery makes it extra funny since we rarely get such an animated German on the front page.

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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 76 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Hubi@feddit.org 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You are being rescued. Please do not resist.

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[–] guy@piefed.social 72 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I get imense stress from having an ambulance behind me even if there's plenty of room to pass on the side. Immediately plotting where to go if it needs to go exactly where I am.
I can't imagine having an ambulance behind you and going 'Meh, I'm driving here.'

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 64 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

In case you wanna see a "RETTUNGSGASSE!!!" (= rescuing lane) in action this clip is what it looks like ideally. If traffic slows down for whatever reason or if there are sirens in the distance drivers are supposed to assume this formation pre-emptively and misusing it is a crime.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago (4 children)

What I find strange in Germany is that there is literally an emergency lane on the right side of the highway but they block it to make a corridor in the center

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