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[–] potoo22@programming.dev 119 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I hope that doesn't pass, but if it does they should remove the "Ted" part off the next ballot. His constituents will be like "Who tf is Rafael?"

Edit: spelling

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 99 points 2 days ago (4 children)

… and why hasn’t ICE gotten him by now?

[–] imnotafish@midwest.social 73 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, especially since he’s Hispanic and Canadian! Has anyone confirmed he’s not smuggling fentanyl ?

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And there are photos on the internet of him covered in tattoos!

[–] imnotafish@midwest.social 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There’s also (probably) photos on the internet of him with a vagina!

Well... I'M not gonna be the one that has to check.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

every accusation is a confession

[–] ray@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Probably because he self-deported to Cancun

[–] pneumatron@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

He's of cuban descent. Thankfully not one of us (Mexicans). Fuck that pos

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Useful idiot

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Which ballet is next? The Nutcracker?

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

😝 Damn English. Inconsistent Frankenstein language.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

As someone who has to regularly remind myself not to be too hard on weird things in French, I think you just needed to learn a new word. They’re different words.

[–] dota__2@lemmy.world 90 points 2 days ago (2 children)

pointing out the hypocrisy means nothing to these people. their entire philosophy is about making it legally not a hypocrisy. they want laws that protect them and don't limit them while they have an other that the laws don't protect but do limit.

[–] clonedhuman@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

This has come to be known as 'Wilhoit's Law,' based on an online comment from a music composer:

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

https://crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/liberals-against-progressives/#comment-729288

[–] dota__2@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

yep, that's the quote i was poorly paraphrasing.

[–] Kichae@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

It does help prevent more people from falling under their spell. It just needs to be done on every issue.

[–] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just so everyone is aware, this bill was previously introduced Oct 2023 and reported by news late Nov/early Dec 2023 and looks like it was reintroduced March 4, 2025.

The bill is called Safeguarding Free Speech Act. The below link was what I could find about it.

https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/119/s839

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Speech so free that you can't introduce yourself as any name besides what your parent(s) put on a document at your birth! I wonder if they defined legal name, or if we'll be calling people by their full names from now on.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

Hello there Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke, long time no see, how's the husband and kids?

[–] ultranaut@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fun facts about Rafael: he likes incest porn, and he once tried to win a debate by eating his own boogers.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

STEP incest porn. Let they who have not gooned to Cory Chase throw the first stone.

[–] PurpleSkull@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Had to google her, don't recognize her. Here's my thrown stone. Don't look at the glass castle behind me.

[–] imnotafish@midwest.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I bet he also likes to win debates by eating other guys’ loads from his wife’s orifices.

It makes the moderator really uncomfortable, particularly because Rafael has a bad habit of talking with his mouth full.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 17 points 2 days ago

*Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz (He/Rep)

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He is Rafael from now on. No matter what.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago

Lol he really doesn't want his state to think that he's Hispanic. He wants them to think he's as Spanish as Tom Cruise. Wonder why.

Fuck this "rafeal". I like the other senator named Rapheal (Warnock)

[–] Waffle@infosec.pub 6 points 1 day ago

San Antonio mentioned - let's gooooo!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Good thing she doesn't have preferred pronouns, either.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm nb and my chosen name is a short form of my middle name. I wonder how he'd feel about that.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're more "correct" than he is, since "Ted" isn't anywhere in his name!

[–] con_fig@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Blum0108@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

His middle name is Tedward

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I thought it was short for Theodward.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Tedward

Drives?

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

"Ted" is short for "Theodore," not "Edward."

EDIT: I stand corrected.

[–] con_fig@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Oh, okay, I've never known any Edwards who use "Ted." One of those weird things like William -> Bill or Richard -> Dick, I guess.

[–] con_fig@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just to note, I'm in no way backing Cruz, he's a deplorable waste of space. Fuck em.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Oh, I know! I appreciate being corrected.

[–] cooperativesrock@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Edward 'Ted' Kennedy was another.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like to call Theodores "Odor". It's right there in the name!

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

There's an H, too, so go for the full "Hodor!"

I prefer to call him "Rafist".

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Just refer to him as Sñr Cruz , doesn't matter that it should be Sr if it was Mr and that "Senator" doesn't have a "ny" sound.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

James "Couch Fucker" David ~Vance~

[–] ganbramor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I honestly had no idea his real name until this.