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[–] prairiemoonchild@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Omfg I have a friend who claims he just loves eating raw onions and I know why now πŸ€―πŸ˜‚

And perhaps that explains why a colleague of mine is eating onions.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

but, raw onion is just fucking good. why would you need to troll somebody into eating it?

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Are you eating onion like a fuckin apple? Btw the skin has the most testo boost

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Oh yeah and if you rub it in the arm pits you get to make both your skin and the onion testo boost stronger

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

I legit used to work with a lady who would do that. Her dad trolled her with an onion he told her was a weird apple as a kid. She loved it and just kept eating them. She was an interesting individual. In the best way.

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Btw the skin has the most testo boost

This is misinformation.

Everyone knows that you get the biggest boost to testosterone by leaving the onions until they start to degrade; yes, this is the point when the chemicals that make you cry are strongest, but if you can hold back the tears then you get +50 testosterone.

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[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I heard there was a study that said you have to rub hot chilli's on the outside of the skin first to make it convert the T into something the body can uptake.

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[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I like raw onion but it doesn't like me :(

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Same, but I power through anyways

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[–] Saltycracker@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

On CNN the hacker named 4chan strikes again

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

Good thing I have curtains, and a dog

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Except, A lot of people eat raw onions. On salads and sandwiches. Sometime I caramelize some onions and put them on a sandwich along with raw onions. I guess they cancel out when I do that ;)

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Don't forget about pico de gallo. Raw onion, tomato, jalapeΓ±o, cilantro, lime juice, and salt. And that's just one of many Mexican foods that use raw onion.

[–] NotBillMurray@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Pickled red onions are one of my top sandwich toppings. Easy to make and so goddam good.

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[–] phx@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Yeah but do they post up how much more manly and full of testosterone they feel afterwards?

Yeah, some people do like raw onions. Some like Vegemite. The trick is b getting the people who don't to eat them

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[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bro science is bad science.

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[–] wtckt@lemm.ee 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Back in my day you wore them on your belt.

[–] Wav_function@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Only the yellow ones.

Because of the war.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Jokes on you, I'm Hungarian, I eat raw onions!

[–] Saltycracker@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

There good on burgers and hotdogs

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[–] lorty@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

At least they are just making them eat onions, it's not like it's going to make them sick or anything.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 92 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Was actually deciding between posting here or posting on chaoticgood.

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[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 65 points 2 days ago (21 children)

Raw onion is good! Though I wouldn’t just eat a whole one lol

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Raw red onion is amazing in sandwiches, and I've eaten chopped white onion on hot dogs, and that's pretty good, too. Just straight-uo eating an onion by itself? No.

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[–] Manmoth@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

/fit/ is the best board

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