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You, no matter what. (lemmy.world)
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[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 31 points 3 days ago

I always read the post first, get confused, then see the community.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don't ever—for any reason—do anything to anyone for any reason ever. No matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been… ever, for any reason whatsoever…

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going

[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago

My best attempt at translating:

There's no reason you can't be doing it now because otherwise you'll never have it no matter what

Real deep shit

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Showed this to my girlfriend, and she was like "This courage have seem like than never before 🙏"

Thanks, OP ♥️

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Thanks asshole now my nose is bleeding

[–] Lacanoodle 3 points 2 days ago

Oh yeah this is the stuff

[–] Rokin@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

I don't know why I laugh at these texts so much. Cool picture though.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Facts

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 days ago

🔝🔝🔝‼️