this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2025
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[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 32 points 1 month ago

I always read the post first, get confused, then see the community.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't ever—for any reason—do anything to anyone for any reason ever. No matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been… ever, for any reason whatsoever…

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going

[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago

My best attempt at translating:

There's no reason you can't be doing it now because otherwise you'll never have it no matter what

Real deep shit

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Showed this to my girlfriend, and she was like "This courage have seem like than never before 🙏"

Thanks, OP ♥️

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Thanks asshole now my nose is bleeding

[–] Rokin@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

I don't know why I laugh at these texts so much. Cool picture though.

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

🔝🔝🔝‼️

[–] Lacanoodle 3 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah this is the stuff

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago