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[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 15 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Starting new job tomorrow. Kind of nervous but excited.

[–] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fart audibly and own it, show em you ain't scared

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[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Eleven days until my 33rd birthday. When COVID started, I was 27 turning 28. My 30th happened during one of the lockdowns.

I've gone through 4 or 5 different calls centre jobs since 2019.

Now I'm studying animal care, with the plan to do either a Cert IV in Vet Nursing, or a Diploma of Animal Tech.

I spent only one year with my partner before COVID started. We've been together 6 years in Jan just gone.

It feels so long and no time at all. So much has changed.

I am grateful how I have managed to change my trajectory on a personal scale.

It's gonna be okay, eventually, and I hold enough hope about that for those who can't be hopeful.

I am eternally grateful for this community, a home made of code and human souls sharing their lives and advice. You've been amazing to me, even though I've been less than stellar at times.

Sending you all my love and good vibes! πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

eee!

You're an asset to the DT AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Spud is so silly, we love her so much 😭

[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

We love you mate!

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[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Miss Meow approves of the new cushions.

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[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Everyone in the block of flats next door have moved out (was sold, probably end up being townhouses), last dude to leave who has early onset dementia came and said goodbye which was a bit sad. Really nice guy and can't imagine the move for him is gonna be easy.

Other place next door on the other side (with a bunch of noisy kids which is all good) have moved out cause they're about to do renos.

Completely neighbourless, and the lack of noise reminds me of locky lockdowns which to be honest isn't the worst thing.

Which brings us the rave choon

I think I could get used to this

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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I have some awesome gnochi from an Italian restaurant to sink my sore mouth into, some cheesecake, and a fluffy cat to annoy.

Life's good for now ❀️

Edit: as this is my last night of freedom before working again, I'm staying up one last time!!!

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago

Gnocchi is pretty outstanding comfort food

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

This is my neighbour's fence. Everytime he finds something worthy he staples on here. I've popped it under a spoiler because it's fucking hideous.

spoiler

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is your neighbour in full control of their faculties? Or is he a cooked cunt?

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Once a hoarder always a hoarder.

I think he worked with scrap metal and brought his work home with him. Decades worth of shit in his yard.

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[–] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Impressive. I wonder what his selection criteria for inclusion are?

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago

From my observations, anything that's considered rubbish by normal people.

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago

The fence of Theseus.

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He could plant a nice hedge instead?

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago

Haha. You're funny!

[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Saw three Tawny Frogmouths at the park πŸ˜ƒ I love them.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Gosh I love those birds! They look so silly and I adore them for it!

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You need to look up what they’re like as babies. β€œAntisocial dandelion” is a good start

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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Lazy day. New job starts Tuesday so I'm getting up early tomorrow to get used to it. 6:30am.

So super early night tonight.

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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The embiggening appears to have worked. I think my feet look quite fetching.

I’ll now be wearing them until bedtime just to make sure they settle in to the peculiarities of my feet

[–] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like we got us some Convos ..

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nah. 20 bucks at Big W. Runners don’t last me long anyway because my gait is weird, so if I’m going to experiment with styles I go cheap. I go more upmarket once I’m sure the style suits me and I won’t destroy canvas shoes in six weeks!

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[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 12 points 1 week ago

Wow. Big sleep.

[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 11 points 1 week ago

I think I found a new hobby. I put the boxing on Wii and KO'd a few dickheads. I'm tired now.

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

got a case of standard dun wanna but i must meal prep before i go out for dinner and then I remember I bought chips and chocolate on sale yesterday

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[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)

The spinach recalls because of E. Coli remind me of when I got salmonella from spinach in the early 2010s. My ex and I were so so sick, dying on the couch watching TV together, when the news started talking about it - that's how we found out what we had and why we were sick πŸ˜‚

It's the only time I've ever had salmonella.

0/10 do not recommend.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I got poisoned by a piece of salmon. It was instant. First time I've ever walked into a doctor's clinic with a bucket. A few people were seen to that day who had purchased the salmon at the same place. And yes, I still eat salmon.

The man just tried to return a bag of spinach and the workers had no idea what he was on about. The manager was called.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Salmon is too delicious to give up!!

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Ya gotta get back on the horse.

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago

much quieter here, last place had 5 neighbouring houses doing renos, one is a major demolition, the other uses jack hammers

and no aggressive junkies here, no porch pirates so far, had a package sit on my porch all day, was still there

and last thing I saw in my street in Carlton, first time I saw a homeless lady pushing a shopping trolley with her belongings, I went up to her and gave her a 20, she spoke in a middle class accent

I do understand living in the suburbs ( which I haven't done in 35 years ) means that even if I don't see social problems that doesn't mean the problem has gone away πŸ˜”

[–] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Apparently I had a deprived childhood. I have never made or worn an Easter bonnet or hat. I thought it was an odd new thing, but friends of the same vintage and similar geography tell me this had been happening for many decades, I've just somehow completely missed it. Huh.

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

just more cleaning and unpacking today

I think I'll start setting up my shell collection cabinet πŸ™‚

it's a very blowy day here and it's makes the cats skittish πŸ˜ƒ

[–] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago (16 children)

Anyone here AFAB have luck with menstrual cups?

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good night everyone, sleep tight

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[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Had to do something pretty unfortunate this morning, so to balance it put, I finally got some lobster ramen. While the lobster itself was so-so (a bit tough) the lobster bisque ramen soup was the stuff my dreams are made out of!!

Ramen pic


Now I need a long nap!

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[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

noises of feline mayhem & destruction

This was inevitable.

destroyed blinds

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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago

I’m off to the market. Yaaaay

[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

We had a good day at the Zoo today, the tigers and monkeys were fairly active.

My biggest takeaway was the Norco Scene is the zoo's bike of choice. If I was Norco or a reseller I'd get on that for a campaign

[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Goodnight all! I'm going to get horizontal and vegetate in my creaky old bed. Ciao for now.

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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Among my recent purchases is a pair of canvas high tops. Because why the fuck not.

The process of stretching them slightly to get the fit just right - they ARE the right size, but feel just a smidge too small at the heels - is ongoing. I have stuffed…about four pairs of bundled up socks in these sneakers?

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (6 children)
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[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Neighbours are already either up and drinking or haven't stopped. Given I heard them at 2am but they were quiet by 6am, I suspect they at least had a disco nap.

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

I thought the denizens of this shithole had finally left the bird water alone… Nope. Same tweaker came back yesterday and stole the metal pet bowl I was using to weigh the foil pan down.

Threw the water out of it the same aggressive way before stealing it so I have no idea why he keeps stealing them.

He’s always around here being a dickhead. And that was Melbcat’s old bowl, I was still using that. I wish stolen items could carry a curse.

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[–] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (6 children)

A doozy today

40/50 with lucky guesses. Feather duster? Who knew.

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