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Big drunk uncle Facebook energy.
She might starfish but you can't handle her when she goes through your phone at 4 a.m and asks you why this 'mom' woman keeps sending you good morning messages.
I’ve seen about seven versions of this exact meme in the last two weeks.
This is dead-internet content.
Be the change you want to see!
Maybe this one is better;
Bold of you to assume its not you who is getting topped by Stephanie
Bold of you to assume I'm not into that
Assume of you to not bold that.
Imagine telling on yourself like this lmao
I am so bad at pleasuring my partner that I have only experienced women tolerating me via starfishing
I see no reason to question why these women aren’t more invested in sex with me; clearly she is a lazy pillow princess and not me who is the problem
Also super gross how we’ve normalized/coerced women into “lying back and taking it” instead of asking why shes not active and engaged
Everyone knows women are good at sex and any awkwardness is because men are bad at sex. Duh!!
I've been with 4 different girls in my life and none of them even tried to do anything besides lay there.
I've gotten really good at making women come, but when it's my turn then I'm still the one responsible.
I would love for women to give a shit about trying in bed but it doesn't seem like many of them do. Most of them just see sex as something that happens to them that they don't have to participate in.
Yeah that's what women want. Making them feel even more uncomfortable about the situation. Bold move cotton
Real 🗿
I can't handle the fact that sex is complex and it's ok to need to work on it and figure out what works for both partners
I can't handle the fact that sex is complex and it's ok to need to work on it and figure out what works for both partners
There’s working on it, and trying to flex on Twitter. After-care is working on it. Discussing go/no-gos or dominance roles is working on it. Asking why she’s not invested is working on it.
“You can’t handle me” is a dismissal I have seen used on the ’alphas’ who won’t take a hint that she’s not interested
That last part is so annoying. Just let no be no 😑
Stephanie could be a certified freak. Maybe you should listen to her warning.
What in the facebook is this crap?