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[–] Sektor@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago (5 children)

This guy will be studied for centuries, his ability to captivate minds of every person who has internet. He will make headlines for every day for the rest of his life and nobody can do anything about it.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

more like how the media pushes every single breath he takes. he knows its bullshit, the media knows its bullshit and i have a hard fucking time blocking his bullshit out of my goddamn feed.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 8 points 4 days ago

10 years later and there's STILL potential for surprises and new lows. Absolutely amazing.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Well, somebody could make the headlines say certain things.

[–] LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I did not think about the fact that I will probably live a few decades after his death. It will be interesting to see how he will be know to people who did not endure him

[–] Sektor@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

The craziest thing, unless he becomes a king or starts WW3 against Iran or China, i believe we will forget him like we forgot all other assholes that made people's lives miserable. Only OG gangstas like ucle Adi, ucle Josif, uncle Mao stay in permanent memory.

[–] vonbaronhans@midwest.social 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"endure" does seem like the most appropriate verb to use there.

[–] LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I am not a native speaker. I meant it like "to survive something difficult". https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/endure

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

No, it was a great choice.

[–] vonbaronhans@midwest.social 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, that's exactly what I thought you meant. I FELT it, deep in my bones.

Would never have guessed you weren't a native speaker, lol.

[–] LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh dang... I misread your comment, I thought you said "It does not seem..." Things make more sense now^^ I was questionning my understanding of the word to endure

[–] vonbaronhans@midwest.social 1 points 3 days ago

Hehe, happens to the best of us!

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

I knew he was dragging us backwards but I didn't think we'd go back to before the fuckin tea party

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He thinks that he'll be crowned king if the US joins the Commonwealth that's why.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 4 days ago

I genuinely think this may have crossed his mind.

[–] Rokin@lemm.ee 15 points 4 days ago

This guy wants to undo all of America.

[–] adaveinthelife@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sure, by being annexed by Canada.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

“Elon can you please make my email do the thing if they call about the Bond role? The thing you have my phone do for when Nobel Peace reaches out.”

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 days ago

This just in from the British Commonwealth:

NO

[–] Eryn6844@beehaw.org 3 points 4 days ago

Sorry buds i will bow to no king or queen.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago

I. Wh. Th. Huh.

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