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Project Horizons, a spin off, has 1,780,334 words.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallout:_Equestria
Even the wiki is semi-cursed
It is split into five volumes, totaling 620,000 words across more than 2,000 pages.
Honestly, Wikipedia, who the fuck still uses a subdomain for mobile?
Honestly, please do. Don't try to deduce it from UA or worse yet, aspect ratio. The results are predictable this way. Or maybe have 3 subdomains, m.example.org for mobile, d.example.org for desktop, example.org for auto.
I see you've never done serious web development.
Ok time to close IE6 and get you to bed grandpa
Stop stealing my heart pills.
how does a pony fire an AK-47?
It pulls the trigger. Duh.
You might be overthinking it.
Battle saddles - basically a saddle with mouth trigger to which you mount whatever weapon you need and auto reload on kick. Or telekinesis, if unicorn.
Okay, that's enough Internet for me today.
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I haven't read it, since it's MLP, and also since it's apparently 2000 pages, so I can't tell you. But I do want to know
In "Fallout: Equestria," ponies fire guns and perform other actions using:
- Magic and Telekinesis: Unicorns use magic to manipulate objects.
- Adaptive Technology: Specialized tools and mechanisms for hooves.
- Collaboration: Teamwork leveraging unique strengths.
- Creative Problem-Solving: Innovative use of tools and environment.
These adaptations showcase the ponies' resilience in a post-apocalyptic world.
Huh. Dunno if any of that is true, shan't verify
Ok, now do Fallout: the Care Bears.
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i did NOT expect this to actually exist
The incorporation of more violent and mature content contributes to a darker overall tone than the Friendship Is Magic source material.
I had expected it but was still disappointed.
My brother in Christ, thank you for this. Hilarious!
Holy equestrian atrocity. I thought only AI...
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There were at least 4 books from what I remember. They made physical hardback copies so you could enjoy an MLP fanfic for the low low cost of $120!
https://www.ministryofimage.net/product-page/fallout-equestria
How are the rights holders for MLP and Fallout not suing the shit out of this publisher?
If this was in stock right now I'd be down $120.
I was shocked at first but then i was like "yeah, sounds right" and then i looked up the word count of this collection of stories and...620,000 words across over 2000 pages.
War and Peace only has 587,000.
amazed. I'm amazed. Thanks for showing me this.
There's a Super Smash Bros Brawl fanfiction with over 4.1 million words. It used to hold some kind of unofficial record for the longest piece of english fiction, but I think there's longer ones out there now.
It had been a long battle for survival, but he managed to stop the imbeciles from defeating him for real. Tabuu, though, had been weakened during the battle. As he floated along in the void of the Subspace surrounded by darkness and swirling purple and blue colors, he reflected on the disastrous end of the battle.
Master Hand had shown up right before Tabuu could terminate the big group of Smashers. As a last ditch attempt, the omnipotent hand used his space-bending powers to recall each one of the Smashers to their worlds, back into the past before they participated in the Brawl tourney and the war against the Subspace Army. He then called Crazy Hand, and both of them escaped from Tabuu's clutches, effectually putting a sudden end to the conflict for the time being…
Oh. Oh dear oh deary dear... there are millions of these words.
What in the cursed hell is this
Fat roman larpers fuck mutant ponies or something probably.
Fallout with no brakes and ponies.
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Have you heard of Sonic? What about Pikachu? Now, what happens when we combine them together to make... Sonichu!
Now, what happens when we combine them together to make… Sonichu!
...you get serially harassed by online weirdos, likely become the single most documented human in all of history because of said weirdos, come out as trans and eventually get charged for incest with your mother?
Whoa, that’s amazing! I’m gonna show my elderly mother!
I actually read the entirety of HPMoR to my elderly mother. I tried to sell her on Friendship is Optimal but I think rationalist pony fanfic is a bit too ambitious a leap.
wat
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Fallout: Equestria is a rabbit hole in the rabbit hole of the MLP fandom
I've got the giant bible version of it. Thin paper, gold edges.
One time a colleague and I found that book just chilling under an unused desk at work. We had never heard of it, so we were pretty confused. 😆 Still kinda am, honestly.
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Say what...
Jesus christ the legs. They really wanna fuck horses huh?
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OP's gay and a furry. Lol.
That's like a quarter of lemmy.
Still a better story than fallout 4
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