Death by simulation crashing.
Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I'm Too Indecisive To Choose Anything
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Aka: The Chidi Death
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Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.
....that last step will be a doozy.
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. 💀
hmmm...
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
Alcoholism.
Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
Oh this is an easy one
Haha this is the best comment 😂
Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.
A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
I guess I'll explode
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
Mine's pretty open-ended.
I'm going to go with gassing in a concentration camp for opposing the fascists.
History repeats itself.
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I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
Too many to count.
Same here
I love that you two found each other in such an amusing way
Hey, somebody left some perfectly good Swiss on this block of wood. How convenient, don’t mind if I d….*
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
The US actually does invade, and I die in some kind of defensive gambit where they take more casualties than us.
Unfortunately, that's a vibe killer now, because it doesn't feel totally impossible and we still like each other. Sorry.
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
Nihilistic fruit
Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.
He died doing what he loved!
Ceasefire Violation?
It will be a hell of a party!
A detective stands over my lifeless body, Detective Salvitore is panting for air, desperate to catch up to her partner and mount the hill. She reaches the crest covered in sweat, vision blurring but enthused at the grim sight before Detective Glassgow.
Salvitore fumbles for her radio, wheezing a shaky "We... we... I... found-" before Glassgow cuts her off.
"Save it Sal, I already told them we found the vegan."
Well... I can tell you who didn't do it.
Derogatory slur
Raptured by the One True Dog
I guess I spontaneously turn into manure?
Silently hunted down by a mysterious lone wolf.
I'll leave it to you, reader, to guess the "where" it is cast
I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...
The fucking Russians, of course.
Wrong place wrong time during a controlled demolition