Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …
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Oh, no…
By a spear, then repawn after 3 days
Self Explanatory actually.
Obesity, and bounciness.
No idea
Death by simulation crashing.
Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I'm Too Indecisive To Choose Anything
spoiler
Aka: The Chidi Death
Sleeping with the fishes
....that last step will be a doozy.
Oh god
RIP
Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.
A remake of Alien but with a meerkat
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
Too many pineapples
I guess I spontaneously turn into manure?
Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
By Japanese sword thrust
Alcoholism.
You wouldn't understand
Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
hmmm...
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.
Strangled by my hoodie?
Or you jumped
Oh this is an easy one
Haha this is the best comment 😂
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
Too many to count.
Same here
I love that you two found each other in such an amusing way
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
Mine's pretty open-ended.
I'm going to go with gassing in a concentration camp for opposing the fascists.
History repeats itself.
Maybe you die in a dark room
Hey, somebody left some perfectly good Swiss on this block of wood. How convenient, don’t mind if I d….*
Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.
Nihilistic fruit
My character makes a sandwich. I reach for the peanut butter...
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