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If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen? (lemm.ee)

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[–] a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

Electrocution helmet

[–] bilnkandmissit@lemm.ee 3 points 1 hour ago

I’ll never know. I blinked.

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

beaten to death with a hoe

[–] notthatcreative@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

Meh…

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I came close with the undertow a few times. I wouldn’t be mad. There’s worse ways to go.

Or maybe a surfing ninja will take me out. Which is a cool as hell way to die.

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Bludgeoned to death with a keyboard?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 14 minutes ago

[–] hitstun@fedia.io 1 points 1 hour ago

Someone held the Alt key while you were mashing F4.

[–] Calcifer@eviltoast.org 5 points 3 hours ago

My flame will be extinguished.

[–] curry@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago

Very delicious and spicy as intended.

[–] Venicon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Killed by a Pictish tribe in scotland

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

probably something cult related I guess

[–] UncleJesus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

I don't think its widely used anymore

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 3 points 3 hours ago

I've seen Monty Python before.

[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 3 points 4 hours ago

Mine is pretty obvious.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...

[–] anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.

I'd be so proud.

[–] arch@feddit.nl 3 points 4 hours ago

oh noo im gonna die because i use arch

[–] DaniNatrix@leminal.space 1 points 3 hours ago

Demise details unclear, but I'm excited to find out! May require a safe word lol

[–] DaniNatrix@leminal.space 1 points 3 hours ago

Details of demise unclear but I'm excited to find out, may need a safe word lol

[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago

Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Well...

[–] neidr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

Snakebite

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

I probably sleep with king Midas or meet Apollo and he grants me the same wish

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

🤨

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.

[–] oxytocin@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

Happily.

[–] snail@lemm.ee 12 points 9 hours ago

It finally caught up to me

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess

[–] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

High speed dirt man, high speed dirt.

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

Lots of beans

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Gluttony

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[–] Incorgnito@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago

An undercover Corgi mission.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 hours ago

Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

I am just going outside and may be some time...

[–] Mod@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

mildly, nothing extreme

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 2 points 7 hours ago

Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 hours ago

lol idk

[–] shiiika@midwest.social 2 points 6 hours ago

[–] Urist@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 hours ago

I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 12 hours ago

Tree

[–] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 hours ago

Sounds unpleasant.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago

I'm not sure I want to know...

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.

[–] eponymous_anonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity

[–] kuunari@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Sailing. I guess an accident

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago

"D'un coup d'épée,
Frappé par un héros, tomber la pointe au coeur !"...
-- Oui, je disais cela !... Le destin est railleur !...
Et voilà que je suis tué dans une embûche,
Par-derrière, par un laquais, d'un coup de bûche !
C'est très bien. J'aurai tout manqué, même ma mort.

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