I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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With a bang
you ever see those pictures of birds with their guts exposed and it being full of plastic?
thats this benzing ring (plastic)
Painfully, I'd assume
On an intelligent journey.
Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.
🤷♂️
Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.
Suicide I guess.
Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn't filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves
I am very satisfied with this outcome
Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud
A Japanese Math Rock band murders me
No doubt, it would be an epic tale.
Saving the world a lot.
A horrible accident involving a pair of eyeglasses.
Adorably.
Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work
Choked to death by the Canadian Prime Minister.
His name is Candy and he has a good shot.
I probably say something
And it gets me in trouble
Yokai
In a blaze of TexMex
A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland
Suicide.
Shmurdered Murdered....
Brake failure on a mountain road.
Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.
Oh, no…
Self Explanatory actually.
Having the time of my life
Sleeping with the fishes
Obesity, and bounciness.
Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …
Not sure how but I will be underground, nostalgic and depressed when I do.
I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?
No idea
I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. 💀
Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.
You wouldn't understand
Death by simulation crashing.
Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I'm Too Indecisive To Choose Anything
spoiler
Aka: The Chidi Death
Too many pineapples
....that last step will be a doozy.
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