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Man Locks Down Marriage Proposal Just As Hair Loss Becomes Noticeable (www.theonion.com)
submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can relate. Especially the last line part.

[–] ashtefere@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Same. Literally me.

[–] Kahlenar@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Definitely not the Picard Maneuver

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 17 points 1 year ago

The Picard maneuver here would be to shave it early and look the same age for like 30 years

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Heartwarming. She noticed but decided to follow her heart of hearts and say yes anyway.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Heart of hearts, is that the new name for Gspot?

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mutual Savings Account

[–] teft@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

The way to her heart is financial stability.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His cock reaches all the way to the bank?

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Same thing to some women.