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THREE YEARS (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by pastermil@sh.itjust.works to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 64 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Given one next year that says two years.

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago

That could be a cool marriage proposal idea.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 52 points 4 months ago (1 children) 
RETURN THE SLAB  
EUSTACE
[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

WHAT'S YER OFFER?

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is this a courage the cowardly dog reference?

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It sure is! King Ramses' Curse, season 1 episode 7a.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Thanks, I watched this in college when it was first on TV and it was a trip.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 46 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Fix it:

Draw a big heart with an arrow through it. Emphasize the arrow.

I know it's supposed to represent Cupid, or some shit, but at some point in my life I looked at an arrow-through-heart and thought: "that's fucked up." Now I can't see it the other way.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)

'I drew a mortally wounded vial organ for you, enjoy'

'I also cut off this plants genitalia for you, hope you like them'

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 months ago

This thread is incredible

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Draw the heart anatomically correct

[–] sxan@midwest.social 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And then make sure there's an arrow through it. Bonus points for a realistic depiction of a broadhead.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Just stab the cake with an actual broad head.

Arrows aren’t so expensive you can’t use them as a gag.

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The new Ring movie has dropped.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

So you watch some weird video and this cake shows up at your door or something?

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You watch the cake and some weird video shows up at your door

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I think you just came up with a plot that’s even more boring than The Ring.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 2 points 4 months ago

You read the message, and it starts bleeding before your eyes. Suddenly, the blood forms a crevice in the cake through which a hand pushes its way upwards, as if a corpse crawled from its grave...

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I love shit like this so much. A handmade cake is a level of tetration above a store-bought.

Note that there's nothing wrong with a solid store-bought cake. I just value handmade extremely high.

[–] Peck@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Everything is always too sweet. Store bought is literally inedible for me. One bite and I want to throw up. Most of the recipes out there are also too sweet! You have to cut sugar in half or more to get anything resembling good taste. Not only that but most traditional cakes lack sour balance. Blarh