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[–] sxan@midwest.social 46 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Fix it:

Draw a big heart with an arrow through it. Emphasize the arrow.

I know it's supposed to represent Cupid, or some shit, but at some point in my life I looked at an arrow-through-heart and thought: "that's fucked up." Now I can't see it the other way.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)

'I drew a mortally wounded vial organ for you, enjoy'

'I also cut off this plants genitalia for you, hope you like them'

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 months ago

This thread is incredible

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Draw the heart anatomically correct

[–] sxan@midwest.social 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And then make sure there's an arrow through it. Bonus points for a realistic depiction of a broadhead.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Just stab the cake with an actual broad head.

Arrows aren’t so expensive you can’t use them as a gag.