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[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You mentioned you’re not from the US, how do people feel about Donald Trump where you are?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 2 points 10 hours ago

They all universially think he's crazy. Except for the 13 - 16 age group.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Why were you tweeting that Chris Brown did nothing wrong?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 7 points 23 hours ago

I dislike rihanna, because people worship the ground she walks on, even though she's kinda a shitty person. Love her music though.

[–] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 7 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

What's your favourite pizza topping?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 6 points 22 hours ago

I wonder what's worse :(

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 7 points 23 hours ago
[–] egoisdeath@lemmy.ml 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

If you met Kim Jong-un, what would you say to him?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 6 points 19 hours ago

Literally nothing. I legit can't get myself to speak to anyone I like.

[–] pip@slrpnk.net 2 points 19 hours ago

What is the biggest faux pas on a date, in your opinion?

Which industry do you work in?

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

What was your favorite way to convince people to vote for Donald J Trump in the recent US election?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'm going to be honest, this seemed to have worked.

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I also considered "how do you prefer to talk about Linux?"

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 4 points 19 hours ago

That isn't as effective.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

Interrupting people extremely often.

[–] miracleorange@beehaw.org 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

What's your favorite cut of human meat, and who are you looking to murder and eat next?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 3 points 22 hours ago

I don't have a favourite, but I'm a fan of Cory Doctorow.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

How tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

At least 2 meters.

[–] Notorious_handholder@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

Probably sudan or one of those countries.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Did you ever kill anyone? If so, how many did you kill and did you ever feel like you could have done something different?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

I would say about 40. A shovel would help.

[–] Alfenstein@lemmy.ml 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I just found out I have tuberculosis and that I will probably die within a year.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 2 points 23 hours ago

Pretty good ngl.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If you had to choose a utensil to wipe your butt with (no toilet paper) which would you choose?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

With a spoon. sometimes a fork.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow, I don't even need to change that one. FORK??

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MTK@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well, if it's out of necessity sure, I would use a knife if need be. But choosing to use a fork sounds crazy

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I've never been good at these. How many babies do you think should be thrown into mount Etna each hour as a sacrifice to appease the Volcano God?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Promote this guy to O-5 council immediately.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 48 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

What is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?

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