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Joe Exotic posts on instagram that his husband was deported by ICE after years of shilling for Donald Trump.

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[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

This is my favourite one so far. Fuck Joe Exotic.

[–] rocky1138@sh.itjust.works 37 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's an older meme, but it checks out.

[–] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 hours ago

I can definetely still hear this one!

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 9 points 2 hours ago

“I am never gonna financially recover from this situation.”

[–] RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 hours ago

good ol' create problem, sell solution

[–] outbakes9510@piefed.social 26 points 5 hours ago (3 children)
[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com -1 points 21 minutes ago (1 children)

Marriage isn't a legal construct. The government doesn't have the right to own people's relationships. They can say they do, it doesn't make it true.

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 2 points 7 minutes ago

Sorry guys, I agree with this take. The tricky part is the legal stuff tied to "single" or "married", etc but we shouldn't have distinguished based on that anyway.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 16 points 4 hours ago (19 children)

Fine, but they can refer to each other as husbands if they like

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Well, yeah, but I believe the implication is that if they were legally married then Exotic's husband should be a US citizen and shouldn't have been deported.

[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 2 points 20 minutes ago

That's bullshit. The government shouldn't be deporting people for refusing to participate in their system of regulating love. Just let people live where they want.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

I think that even if they were legally married, there are instances where they can still be deported. If the person went into or stayed in America "illegally", they can be deported regardless of marriage status.

[–] outbakes9510@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago

Note that might have legal consequences: if they expressed that in a court session it might be considered perjury or contempt of court. In general, people don't like being mislead, so using sentences that are easy to misinterpret when you could have used a more straightforward sentence will probably lead to trouble.

Some consequences of "represent[ing] to others that the parties are married" can be considered quite negative: https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/no-home-or-kids-together-but-couple-still-spouses-appeal-court-rules https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common-law_marriage_in_the_United_States

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[–] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 hours ago

Perhaps they weren't legally married but had some kinda tiger ceremony followed by a sweaty handshake..

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 162 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

Hahaha, you think a gay dude's getting one of Trump's golden tickets for US citizenship? I mean come on, has he even raped any women? Remember, trans ones don't count!

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

I mean come on, has he even raped any women? Remember, trans ones don't count!

Does this mean trans-rape is 21st century lynching?

[–] icmpecho@lemmy.ml 66 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

i absolutely hate this, and at the same time, you're entirely on point here. it's beginning to feel a lot like sex crimes are a rite of passage to the new regime, bonus points if it's a hate crime directed at a trans person

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Hahaha, you think a gay dude’s getting one of Trump’s golden tickets for US citizenship?

Very possibly, if you can get him in the same room as Trump and he does a good enough job of brown nosing.

The Donald is a notorious queen, loves Broadway, loves gay culture and appropriates it with abandon, and would happily make a pageant of granting clemency to Joe Exotic's husband if he was in his 2020 celebrity heyday rather than the dustbin of Netflix history.

I mean come on, has he even raped any women?

Given the guy's history... I'm not counting it out.

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[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 35 points 6 hours ago

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving piece of shit. Zero sympathy.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago

Yeah, doesn't make sense no matter how you look at it.

Trump was exceedingly, vulgarly, and graphically clear that a vote for him was a vote the policy of heavy-handed and widespread immigration crackdowns.

[–] Noerttipertti@sopuli.xyz 113 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

There's going to be so many fat leopards.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

Leopards Ate My Husband

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 48 points 6 hours ago

i thought a tiger would eat his face, but eventually turned out to be a leopard

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 57 points 7 hours ago
[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Aren't people married to citizens also citizens? Not officially married?

[–] sparkee@lemmy.world 24 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

No, marriage to a U.S. citizen does not automatically make someone a U.S. citizen. Marriage to a U.S. citizen makes the spouse eligible for U.S. lawful permanent residence through a process with a lot of paperwork and waiting. After 3 years of lawful permanent residence they become eligible for citizenship if the couple remains married.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 hours ago

but mah sitcomes :P ok ty.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 48 points 7 hours ago

Joe Exotic really seems to be leaning into leopards these days.

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