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It's sudo science.

Credit: I read it in the latest itsfoss newsletter.
Animation: https://stonestoryrpg.com/

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

this would've easily been one of my favorite games back in the day.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's a kernel of truth to that statement.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ChrisMcMillan@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stop making such a foss about it

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Keep going! But first let me grep some popcorn

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

sudo you have to keep making puns?

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, it's starting to get awk

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Oh shutup -h now

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah he speaks like an old docker lost in the port

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Brilliant. I'm gonna steal it.

[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm gonna ~~steal~~ fork it.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

2 le-git? 2 le-git to quit?

Yes I'm old.....

HAMMER TIME!!!!

scuttles off dancing like a crab having a seizure

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

These images are from a mobile game. You should cite the author.

[–] deus@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's called Stone Story RPG and it's on Steam as well.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Done, thanks

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

There has to be code for this somewhere.

[–] GlassHalfHopeful@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Oh my. 🤦🏽‍♂️ 🤣 💜

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I see that mages #1 and #2 have been playing Fester's Quest.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

It might as well be, for how little I understand it.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The first and the third guy are making two different kinds of fireworks. I prefer the 1st one, but variety is the spice of life. So there's absolutely merrit in the 3rd one.

That second one though......it just disappears with no firework. What's he even DOING with his life??? I bet his father is rightfully ashamed of him wasting his talent.

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

Wavy-swirly is the best one.