News

trump killing himself by using Musk to skirt safety precautions so he can feel special riding around in a shiny new ego tube might be enough to get me wondering if god exists.

Yes. Make him hasten the process. And have both of them on all flights.

Please let them both ride it together, please please please.

Please, God, if you're listening, do something really really funny with this.

We need a sky god to start making our annual billionaire sacrifice too.

Beside all the jokes that we want the president and trump to ride that plane together... He's on a mission to save as much money as possible and then he wants two new airplanes for himself???

Oh wow, what's the worst that could happen, they skip safety and defense features and the plane gets shot down and the president killed? Oh man, that would be horrible, just horrible!

Ordinarily, the implied result would be sad due to the press corps flies on air Force one as well, but now that they've replaced all reputable news outlets with Fox clones... Let's do this!

OceanGate!

Really rooting for them on that corner-cutting endeavor. What's the worst that could happen?

Please have Boeing do this. Focus on the doors.

Wouldn't be the first time for high ranking officials to die that way. It happened at least once in the soviet union.

An underpaid Boeing engineer has a chance to accidentally do one of the funniest, most earth saving oopsies of all time.

It's not a death threat if you're supporting their death wish.

sounds like a chance for the world. boing is doing so well in recent years. get all republicans on that plane. put bannon in. put all other friends of epstein on that plane and have it tour the world.

Dear Boeing,

I know i said i wanted world peace. Hear me out.

Could Musk be useful for something after all?

SpaceX and BOEING engineers. You know what to do, right? GET TO WORK!

"Trump dies in fatal Boeing crash, after rushing its production" is a headline id love to see

The only bad part about the obvious outcome here is that we'll have the 9/11 and JFK conspiracy theorist types jerking themselves raw about how it was absolutely a conspiracy to assassinate him.

Trump is completely right on this issue. Despite the fact his plane is produced by a company plagued with consistent quality control issues I believe this should be rushed into service as quickly as possible. In fact, I agree that the anyone including temp workers should be allowed in to get this thing in the air today.

Hurry Elon, hurry. Godspeed.

DOGE needs to get rid of those pesky safety regulations holding up the plane.

Boeing, Musk, and a rushed time frame? I've rarely seen a better recipe for disaster. Maybe we are lucky and Trump and his cronies just fall from the sky even on the first flight.

"Never interrupt your opponent while he is in the middle of making a mistake."

Do it and take the entire republican leadership out for a joy ride. It will be the most spectacular thing ever.

please_god_so_fucking_funny.png

Finally, a Trump order I agree with

If Musk can fly a rocket, Trump reportedly told associates, per the NYT, he can probably fly an airplane.

You guys are all such a joke.

Sucks millions or billions will die when you blame the plane crash on Canada or Denmark or Ukraine.

If Musk can fly a rocket, Trump reportedly told associates, per the NYT, he can probably fly an airplane.

He's never been on one of his rockets. He's too chickenshit. Fuck Bezos, but at least he had the balls to go up on a Blue Origin rocket. If you think Musk is ever going to Mars, you're wrong.

The less safe the better.

Oh! Wouldn't that be a nice resolution...

Put the President and Trump on an unsafe plane and sent that bitch on a nice long flight over the ocean.