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[–] Mic_Check_One_Two@reddthat.com 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The only critique I have is that there should have also been an iPad with a minimum 25% tip.

[–] moonbunny@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Don’t forget the convenience charge, then there’s a booking fee, as well as payment processing fee to top it off

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I had to call Kaiser the other day to get a doctors note for work. Two second call where the guy asked me what I needed. I told him I needed a doctors note for stomach issues. No follow up questions. No medical advice. No attempt to find out what was going on or anything. Made up a doctors note for me and sent it to my inbox.

Two weeks later I get a $185 bill for "visiting their facilities".

[–] bigFab@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

When I feel a little sick in the morning, I text my boss from the bed, turn off the alarms and sleep all day. Finland.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Imagine a guy with lots of money taking a job and getting a doctors note daily just to fuck with the place, and when they fire him he successfully sues them so they have to keep him on even though he never actually clocks in for any reason.

Ah man, that'd be funny.

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 27 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I'm reading a book by Philip K. Dick ("Ubik"), where everything in the fictional future is coin operated: doors, toasters, showers, everything.

Feels like he either predicted this world we live in, or caused it.

[–] yunxiaoli@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If you think that's amazing there was this guy in the mid 1800s that was a penpal of president Lincoln that predicted the hell we currently live in.

[–] Acamon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Who was that? Or any more details? I'm intrigued!

Edit: do you just mean marx? That's less intriguing, not wrong, but less intriguing.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Posting this meme costs $10

This comment cost me $15

Reading this comment costs $2 per read

Anyone that responds to this comment will be billed $20

Thinking about this post later in the day will cost $1.95 per thought

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I copy/pasted your comment. Now I can read it for free at my leisure.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 points 4 months ago

I just read the copy & pasted version instead of the original! Big Comment isn't getting my money! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

$2 for reading the comment
+ $20 for responding to the comment
=$22 total

plus a new charge of copying ($3) and then pasting ($4 for every instance of pasting)

.... and another $1.95 because you just thought of it again didn't you?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Thinking like a true Ferengi.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

$3 for referring to Ferenginar
$2 for licensing fees to Brunt
$0.78 to the Ferengi Commerce Authority
$20 for responding

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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (3 children)

After you finish reading this comment, you will forget you were ever gay.

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

Rent: $1,500

Electric: $150

Internet: $100

Gas: $160

Food: $400

Phone: $60

Insurance: $166(per month over 6 months)

Total: $84 a day.

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[–] Jinx@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Don’t they mean $70 per week subscription, because.. why not!

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 points 4 months ago

No, $70 is just for a three hour block. Stop being poor.

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[–] froh42@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I had been in the US for a few weeks last summer, it felt like this.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Everywhere wants a tip. It's insane to me.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And that's why I only leave the house to find food

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wouldn't be so bad if I had lots of 70 dollars to give.

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[–] zabadoh@ani.social 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Amazon will undercut that guy and let you exist for $63.

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Only until Amazon runs them out of business, then it's up to $75 with a 10% increase each year

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Nah... they'll keep the $63 plan, but also offer you a $75 ad-free plan that reduces the ads to 20 hours a day.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Feudalism come back like crabgrass, because people who figure out how to benefit from it are far more motivated than those of us who just want to live. Pro tip: Rebrand it as Freedom!

[–] ShowMePotatoSalad@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

You could also opt into the subscription model for $12.95 per month. $15.95 without ads (there are totally ads but, like, maybe a few less).

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 months ago

Stay there! You won't find such a cheap place ever again!

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