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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

It's both sad and hilarious that it's hard to tell if this is legit or just some fun trolling.

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 58 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Artificial Intelligence Image

For some reason it's hilarious to me that the person who made this flyer felt the need to specify that the ClipArt-level illustration, placed next to 3-4 pictures of the kid the flyer is complaining about, is not, in fact, an actual image of the kid.

I appreciate the honesty at least.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 91 points 2 days ago

I lost it at "Artificial Intelligence Image"

[–] Laser@feddit.org 56 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m guessing this guys wife has great tits

[–] Laser@feddit.org 37 points 2 days ago

The perks of being married to an ornithologist

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

A wife and two kids looking down from the second floor.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My neighbors across the street had a kid who would creep around in people's front yards and peek in their windows. Like cup his hands around his eyes against the glass to reduce glare and see better. Not like from feet away.

Kid was really annoying and intrusive in other ways too. Like pushing to help you carry in your groceries, not knowing when to drop it, and being offended that you turned him down. Weird kid.

That was all mostly back when he was 8 or 9. He's like 20 now and I think he still lives there. Hasn't done any creeping or intrusive BS in a long time as far as I know.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 54 points 2 days ago (2 children)

sounds like he just wanted someone to notice him and pay attention to him

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 28 points 2 days ago

He might just be a super curious kid. When I was a kid I loved going into other people's houses because I was curious and liked exploring.

...which is probably part of the reason people never invited me over.

[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also possible the kid has really bad eye sight without realising it.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

One of the first questions an optometrist asks is if you've been peeping on your neighbors

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 days ago

I always say no, but the cup marks against my face always betray me

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Because if you can't peep on them you might need glasses?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

obvious plant vibes

NSA Recruits getting wild these days...

[–] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 21 points 2 days ago

The "it" and using the same pictures twice, one on top of the other, really makes this one

[–] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Get ~~control~~rid of it

[–] GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Is "telescope" a euphemism for something else?

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Should need to lease it

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

He's checking out ura...