She claims it is short for cumulative.
Yeah, right.
Also, who can afford a cum tax in this economy?
The IRS when the cum tax is added
this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2025
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I've definitely caught myself writing cumTotal += value; in my code before.
If Lemmy posters ran an economy
If I’m gonna have to start paying money to bust a nut, we’re gonna have a problem.
I wouldn't touch that with my bare hands.
Any cum on that hat dried decades ago.
If you shake the dust off near an air vent, half the building will get pregnant.
Like fine wine.
A mist you can breathe in.
Is this Cum Tax a per instance thing like sales tax or is it an annual assessment like your license plate?
Make sure you keep proof in case you get audited.
After paying for your cum holder registration license, the cum tax is constant when within 150mL a month. Amounts over that must be reported to the IRS, at least in the US.
I pay quarterly so I don't get hit with a big bill at the end of the year
150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*?
*- this is a reference for the olds.
What if you’re Marilyn Manson and you’re the producer and the recipient?
Ah yes, the Cum Transaction Record
yes!