this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2025
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[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 43 points 5 days ago

Terrible use of free will. Do not like.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Only real men have shower cotton candy

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

real men don't need a shower to have shower cotton candy.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The real men bath in cotton candy.

[–] crowbar@kbin.earth 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Real candy are cotton men.

[–] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Real are candy men cotton.

[–] schnokobaer@feddit.org 25 points 4 days ago

That looks like the plug that clogged your toilet and the plumber had to explain how to dispose of tampons properly

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

I AM NOT A RACOON. I AM A MAN

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

How the fuck did he get 4/10 if he ate it properly? Everyone knows cotton candy is at least a 6/10.

I think he's just a raccoon in a human suit

[–] kabi@lemm.ee 9 points 5 days ago

TL;DR:

Shower Food Review: Cotton Candy - 4/7