I can fix her.
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If republicans can find a spiritual successor to trump that is charismatic, captures people in the way he does, and is actually physically attractive we are done for. I mean we may be done for already but then we definitely are
Basically if the US gets it's own Giorga Meloni
Reminds me of the subreddit of simps for Kim Jung-Un's sister.
I've definitely met people who thought Vladimir Putin was hot.
Same reason why Biden got so much work done on his face. They get elected mostly on outward appearance and first impressions. Rarely do you find a politician that's not conventionally attractive / was in the past.
I'm gonna tell on myself, but Biden was a catch at a young age, though. And Hunter still looks very fuckable. 👀
I'm not sure how much work they could possibly get done and not look weird. How do you know this?
And Hunter still looks very fuckable.
Not just you, I would wager several Republicans thought so when they all talked about Hunter's penis.
Holy shit, I forgot how horny they all were. I mean, sure I was too but jfc Fox News, keep your pants up. 😂
Well, you can compare photos from years ago. There is also a youtube channel by a plastic surgeon who went over the signs of plastic surgery on his face. Time just makes all of us ugly.
Ohh, was it Dr. Youn? I love his stuff. Now that you mention it I may have seen the thumbnail. 😅
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Tbh, most villains I’m like “Yeah they got a point though”
There is a podcast called "the villain was right" 10/10, would recommend
Introduced a villain in my weekly ttrpg group. He's an assassin for hire and leads a cult that worships an evil god, and their first interaction with this villain was then getting their butts kicked, essentially living to fight another day only because he didn't finish them off, and then kidnapping one of the party members who he planned to sell off to a client that wanted to kill her personally.
So, a pretty bad guy. But he was hot, and cool, and man did they love him. After they caught up with him in his hideout while attempting to rescue their friend, another battle ensued. Better prepared this time, it was an even fight, with some close calls on both sides. The villain, not wanting to die himself, dealt a near death blow to one of the player characters and told them to take their friend and leave in a semi sensual scene where he was leaning against the player character, out of breath, nearing death's door himself.
They loved to hate him, and when one player said "He's so cool, I don't know how to feel about him!" another player responded with my all time favourite quote I've ever elicited from a player and I quote...
"I know exactly how I feel about him." imitates being stabbed by the villain's weapon "I'm sorry for staining your clothes with my blood!"
Was villain also a bisexual time-stopping vampire by any chance?
No, is this a reference I'm not getting?
And you never will, because every time you take a step toward him, he'll stop time and move you back a step.
DIO, from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
More like moral hump-ass, amirite?
Bellatrix Lestrange. Case closed.
"Don't stick your dick in crazy unless you want really great sex."
She have the "i'll bite your dick off if i'm in a bad mood" vibe so nope.
Right?? I'd go straight for that crazy woman.
Do henchmen (henchpeople?) count? Xenia Onatopp was my first thought.
Seconded.
What a way to go too.
"She was always a good squeeze"
Death by snu-snu.
"We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
I see you are on a top of things.
everyone wants a murderbabe in theory but like… they’d probably just murderize you.
Stop selling me on the idea!
Anyone see Dr. Sleep? Rebecca Ferguson as Rose The Hat is just ... 🤤
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