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[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 210 points 1 month ago (3 children)

We had to pull my grandfather from the nursing home (God rest him. Left is at 104)

We had to pull him because he kept telling the younger residents "I killed the Nazis once I can kill you again"

Hell of a man. Side note he's also part of the reason rabies isn't a big thing in America. He was a chemist for the board of health. Helped to deploy a vaccine that could be put into bait for wild animals to eat.

Another side not: my dad was a trump supporter, my grandad was too old to go vote. My dad used his vote to vote democrat on his behalf . Purely out of respect for my mother's dad.

Hell of a man.

[–] bheo@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
[–] turddle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

What a GOAT’d reason to get pulled from the home.

Man was racking up legacy points til the end. May the champ rest in the peace he earned

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago (3 children)

America has x.com (x) China has the yuan (y) Russia has their military dictatorship (z)

These are literally the axis of evil.

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ___@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Axyz of evil?

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago

I mean he's right.

This country has become a disgrace.

We allow felon rapist insurrectionists into the Oval Office and unelected Nazis into White House administrations.

We elect people who spend their time focusing on harming minorities instead of passing legislation to help average Americans.

We're a complete and total disgrace of a nation.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 69 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

OP are you the oldest lemmy user or is this taken from somewhere? Genuinely curious, because you just made your account too.

[–] bheo@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’m turning 43 in June. I think I’m far from the oldest Lemmy user, hahaha.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’m turning 43 in June.

My 1941-born husband.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

🤨

OP please do some captchas 🤖

[–] bheo@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, I use a captcha solver extension...

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ooooh, what's it called? I'd love to give it a try

[–] bheo@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Wait a minute, so is that like a robot... Solving your captchas?

[–] bheo@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Indeed, a robot solving a test meant to weed out robots. ::)

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Those captcha problems were difficult for automated tools to figure out a decade ago but it's getting close to a decade since some AI image categorizers have gotten better at the task than the average human.

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 10 points 1 month ago

Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Computers Apart

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[–] bheo@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] bheo@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Sounds like an interesting life :D Thanks for sharing

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this one those stories where people legally get married for the pension fund to not get wasted (widows get half of the pension when the primary beneficiary dies), or some other tax purposes, but not an actual relationship?

Or is this like arranged and y'all just rolled with it?

🤔

I mean, just curious how this huge age gap just... happened?

[–] bheo@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We met on a hike in Yosemite in 2008. He honestly didn’t look 67 at all. We just clicked.

[–] Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Happy for you, but damn, getting together with a 67 year old person when you're 26 is crazy.

[–] bheo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

True. Wasn’t exactly how I imagined my life to turn out either.

[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 8 points 1 month ago
[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Fr fr on jah fam that’s hella tight

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 44 points 1 month ago

what a fucking disgrace this country has become

Right there with ya, man.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The "Love you" at the end really hits home.

[–] bheo@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

It was surprising receiving these texts from him cause he never texts & he had just finished working out at the gym when he saw what Musk was up to, hahaha.

[–] Davin@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

It's a condemnation of capitalism and all of human society that an idiot like Elon is the wealthiest person on the planet.

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did he vote for Trump? Not trying to be provocative, just curious.

[–] bheo@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

So did my predecestors. We will be seeing them on the battlefield soon.

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Please read this, my comment from months ago: https://lemmy.world/comment/13431373

[–] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] gruvn@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

... uhhh... everyone? Or is it just me and this person's husband?

I always text people because it's quicker to get a response than email but it's less invasive than a call... they can respond at their convenience.

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[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

There's only one thing I hate most which is phone calls

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