points at random new hire who has been allowed to work unsupervised for like three days
Well she did it for me last week!
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Sir, you need to go to the customer service desk for refunds. This is the self checkout.
Guess it depends on what it is, but 90day warranties are still a thing. Everything is just meant to be disposable now though so I guess the idea of refunds is an older person thing.
I actually had an old man insist I give him his money back, for an empty can of beets that he said were bad, I asked him when he bought them so I could look up the receipt. "Oh, I think about this time last year."
Real ones would refund it anyway, fuck the company
Soundly accurate.
"I'd like to speak to the manager!!!" - idiots
"HAHAHA, AHAHAAHAAHAHAHA YOU FOOL, I AM THE MANAGER! WEEP MORTAL FOR YOU HAVE BROUGHT MY WRATH UPON YOURSELF."
But I read the book already, I don't need it anymore!
Then give it to the Library ya doof
Costco: "Sure, here's your money back. We'll just find the receipt in our system. Have a nice day!"
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'"Sir, it's like I told you the first six times. I can't refund an item which you bought three months ago"
Boomers-'
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Was surprised two months retour policy is common online, makes more sense online but still that's quite the try out time.
Eh? At least in german speaking parts it's usually 6.
6 months? In Germany itself 2 weeks of returns is granted by law and most shops do one month, more than that is pretty special here.
This reminds me what I did in Best Buy once. They have (or had?) A return/exchange policy of 2 weeks, so I went to get a huge TV, but I was not sure if I really wanted it.
So I bought a Samsung 75" Smart TV, two weeks later, said I didn't like it, exchanged it for an LG, 2 weeks later, said the same thing, exchanged it for a Vizio, and so on.
I ended up temporarily owning like 5-6 different smart TVs within a little over 3 months until I decided I no longer wanted it and returned it.
Did the same thing with headsets with 7 different pairs until I got the Sony XM3. US return/exchange policies go hard simetimes.