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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 9 hours ago

The baguette gets all the credit, but there s French bread type that's called 'batard' -bastard.

That's all.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 18 points 20 hours ago

You don't have to be so sour, dough.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

I will literally answer the phone with friends/family by saying “gluten log.” Only my vegetarian friends really vibe with it.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 29 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

The pain joke was RIGHT THERE

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I simply want a new original thought never before considered by all of humanity delivered daily for free presented in a humorous, creative, colorful, childish, non controversial, edgy, mature, deep, layered, way every single day, without failure or error not even once without gratitude or credit.

Is that to much to ask?

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 5 points 16 hours ago

We have the best comics on the Internet, because of jail.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

oh no, there goes poland again

[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 1 points 12 hours ago

Missed 'pain full' opportunity aside, the last two panels ruin it. If you're going to do shitty puns, do them with pride.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Next panel have the american white bread loaf show up. Have the german befriendly and ask him if he is Also some sort of baguette.

American bread: What the fuck did you just call me

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I think the German and French are united in dunking on that kind of "bread".

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Hello, I will explain the joke. In American pronunciation baguette sounds vaguely similar to an offensive slur for homosexual men.

an offensive slurfaggot

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 11 hours ago

how tf do you make these sound similar enough for a joke?

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago

You joke but I love meta shit like this,

Keep em coming!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

just loafin' around

[–] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Say it don't spray it

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Feels like an R-rated episode of Scrubs with German JD and Baguette Turk.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I think you're the only person on the planet that would have come to that conclusion.

Besides, if anyone was going to be german, it would be blonde doctor.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

Sweet little milkmaid or evil old hausfrau, though?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Would Dr. Cox be a sourdough then, or would that be Dr. Kelso?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

C'mon man. Kelso is CLEARLY a muffin man!!!

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

I... I can't believe I botched it so hard. This will haunt me deeply.