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[–] Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pooping is more like dropping the empty cartridge.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And our thoughts, words and actions are the projectiles.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks Jaden

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

So that's why it is called projectile vomiting.

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Pooping is 3D Printing and your butthole is the extruder.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They should make nozzle attachments for your butthole for different thicknesses.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

With a little modification

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

They already have a flared base

[–] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Brb, gonna try to build a sandcastle.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm printing the intruder though.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

⊂((・⊥・))⊃

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We are remarkably slow to fire. I think we are poop canons, not poop guns.

[–] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Big bada boom

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I could really use a little more rifling in the barrel

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's not a distance weapon

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hemorrhoids

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

With the right molds, you could form all parts you need for a working gun out of poop, submerge them in liquid hydrogen to freeze them solid, assemble them, load your poop gun, kill someone and just drop it.
All the cops will find at the crime scene is a pile of poop.

This is a shitpost.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Enter the Gungeon theme begins

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

That means I'm a breach-loader and sea cucumbers are muzzle-loaders

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I thought this was going to be related to the poop knife.

[–] winkly@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I’m a poop machine 💩

[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] glowie@h4x0r.host 1 points 2 weeks ago

You have projectile shits too?!