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It's a Unix system! Elon knows this! (lemmy.ml)

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[–] heavyboots@lemmy.ml 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This reminds me of the old how to shoot yourself in the foot joke for unix, except in this case...

rm -rf * woke

[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I think his school teachers, diagnosing him as retarded, were spot on.

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[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 months ago (3 children)

This seems like it makes sense on at least 2 levels, either because he's saying he at some point had the 'woke mind virus' and deleted it, or more likely he's saying this is what people need to do to 'free' themselves of the 'woke mind virus'.

You don't have to endorse it to understand it. I don't really understand Hazel's confusion.

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

The woke mind virus is coming from INSIDE the house

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[–] takeda@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

He is just person born in rich family that used social media to create image of some kind of engineering genius, when his actual "skill" was to have money, push engineers to work hard and knowing how to get money from the government.

[–] rarbg@lemmy.zip 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So saying he woke woke?

[–] tiredturtle@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 months ago

Saying there's a virus in his mind about everything being woke

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Goddamnit that motherfucker is cringe. And stupid...

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago

He's saying what everyone else already knows. He's infected and diseased

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 6 points 5 months ago

The woke mind virus is coming from inside the Musk!

[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

"The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where woke_mind_virus lives in my brain. [Announcer: "woke_mind_virus deleted."] Goodbye, woke_mind_virus."

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (9 children)

Does each provider have their own? Most of the ones I’ve had your local network was 192.168.0.1, but my recent one is 10.0.0.1.

It’s all just modem access I’m guessing in the end and they can choose mostly what they want?

[–] __nobodynowhere@startrek.website 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Loopback Addresses, Always your computer
127.x.x.x

Private IP Addresses, Computers on your local network
10.x.x.x
172.16.0.0 -172.31.255.255
192.168.x.x
169.254.x.x (link local, used if your network has no DHCP server)

Multicast, Addresses multiple computers on your local network
224.0.0.0 - 239.255.255.255

Broadcast, Addresses all computers on your local network
255.255.255.255

CGNAT Addresses, Computers on your same ISP/carrier
100.64.0.0 - 100.127.255.255
(Only applicable if your ISP/carrier uses CGNAT)

Public Internet Addresses
Most other IP addresses

Which block of private IPs your local network uses depends on how your router/DHCP server is configured. If you're using the standard router your ISP provided then whatever default settings on that will determine your local subnet.

[–] Floon@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago

Those are non-routed IP blocks. 127.0.0.1 is the machine you’re on, the localhost.

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