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[–] vala@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

28 character limit?

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

you gotta appreciate the effort though

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

And honestly, this might be the best way to cut a pizza.

I love the middle, crustless pieces in a square cut pie, but triangles are the best shape.

Just cut the star in half a few times, as if you were cutting a regular 6 sliced pizza and whammo. Many delicious small bites

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

if you also cut the larger triangles in two and do it all very precisely, you can cut the pizza into 24 triangles of roughly the same size

[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 1 points 34 minutes ago

Its glorious!

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Gasp... That might just be the ideal thin crust cut.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 12 hours ago

This guy maths.

[–] kittehx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 17 hours ago

hexagrams are the bestagrams tbh

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 9 hours ago

It's so sad that people can't tell the two apart. Or choose not to.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 26 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

probably just got his pentagrams mixed up with his sexagrams (don’t google that by the way)

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 6 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I googled it and nothing interesting appeared

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

for me there was one image that was somewhat interesting... nothing too exciting though

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago
[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

DDG showed me nothing until i went to img search with safesearch off. then it was all just bland softcore porn

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah pretty tame I was hoping it was some crazy shit like have you ever seen the livestreams where guys put rubber bands on their balls and cut off the circulation and then inject saline into their ballsack until it expands to comically large sizes?

[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Oh would you look at that, its quarter past enough-internet-for-the-day.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

sexagrams

Isn't that just OnlyFans?

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 4 points 14 hours ago

Upvote for the warning

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 42 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] lewdian69@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago

Beat me to it. Sorry, stoned me to it.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 19 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

In my country they never read those. I ordered my pizza cut into pentagrams around 10 times from various places and never got anything other than standard slices.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 14 hours ago

maybe they read it but ignore it because they don't want to take the effort?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Just like how Amazon drivers don't read the special delivery instructions I wrote and insist on calling me anyway. 🤷‍♂️

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I know a couple of Amazon drivers and their routes are so over packed they all have to cut corners, break rules and ignore safety to complete their routes on time. All of them. Of course they're not reading special instructions. It's a sweat shop.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Delivery drivers are wage slaves like the rest of us. Infighting just helps the billionaires.

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 3 points 12 hours ago

I have two (2) signs asking people to please not knock, and I also always put it in my delivery notes. Doesn't matter, people still knock lol

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

That's not a pizza, its an Israeli bomb disguised as a pizza because they suspect you of being a Hezbollah member

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

Fuck Israel (specifically its government) , but leaning into the myth that "Israel" and "Judaism" are the same thing only helps them.

Its in reference to the Israeli flag, not Judaism

[–] holo@lemmy.wtf 3 points 13 hours ago

The star of David was adopted as a Zionist symbol, not a Jewish symbol. Before ~1850 it would be ridiculous to conflate the two, and until the 1940s it was still incredibly controversial to link it to Judaism. It was ironically the Nazis that popularized the idea a hexagram should be the Jewish symbol.

[–] ChadMcTruth@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

i think thats why they said theyre afraid

[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 11 hours ago

Finally the Jews can have their own version of Jeezits!

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I understand the pentagram request. That pizza has pineapple on it, which is an unholy abomination and a crime against humanity.

[–] Odelay42@lemmy.world 16 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Incorrect! It is just a pizza that somebody enjoys. Hope that helps.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Well, I enjoy pineapple pizza very much but I also love dunking on it. 😬

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

I’m okay with being denigrated for liking pineapple (or mandarin oranges, goddamn 🤤) on my pizza. I think a world where the strongest opinions we had were all on pizza would be a better world.

[–] Odelay42@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Enjoying pineapple on pizza is in the same realm as enjoying jelly on a peanut butter sandwich or a twist of lemon in a martini.

Make your jokes if you must but know I'm scoffing at your unsophisticated potato palate. 😉

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Pizza Hut, not a big fan of ham or Ham?