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[–] kittehx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 77 points 5 months ago

hexagrams are the bestagrams tbh

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 56 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] lewdian69@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Beat me to it. Sorry, stoned me to it.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (3 children)

probably just got his pentagrams mixed up with his sexagrams (don’t google that by the way)

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I googled it and nothing interesting appeared

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

DDG showed me nothing until i went to img search with safesearch off. then it was all just bland softcore porn

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[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

You were warned.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 months ago

Upvote for the warning

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

sexagrams

Isn't that just OnlyFans?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

In my country they never read those. I ordered my pizza cut into pentagrams around 10 times from various places and never got anything other than standard slices.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Just like how Amazon drivers don't read the special delivery instructions I wrote and insist on calling me anyway. 🤷‍♂️

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I know a couple of Amazon drivers and their routes are so over packed they all have to cut corners, break rules and ignore safety to complete their routes on time. All of them. Of course they're not reading special instructions. It's a sweat shop.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Delivery drivers are wage slaves like the rest of us. Infighting just helps the billionaires.

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

I have two (2) signs asking people to please not knock, and I also always put it in my delivery notes. Doesn't matter, people still knock lol

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 5 months ago

Dude's gonna try and summon Satan, but is gonna end up getting Moses instead.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I understand the pentagram request. That pizza has pineapple on it, which is an unholy abomination and a crime against humanity.

[–] Odelay42@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Incorrect! It is just a pizza that somebody enjoys. Hope that helps.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Well, I enjoy pineapple pizza very much but I also love dunking on it. 😬

[–] Odelay42@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Enjoying pineapple on pizza is in the same realm as enjoying jelly on a peanut butter sandwich or a twist of lemon in a martini.

Make your jokes if you must but know I'm scoffing at your unsophisticated potato palate. 😉

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I’m okay with being denigrated for liking pineapple (or mandarin oranges, goddamn 🤤) on my pizza. I think a world where the strongest opinions we had were all on pizza would be a better world.

Eat your damn flavourless pizza and don’t worry about what I put on mine

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is that pizza kosher at least?

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

IIRC meat and dairy together isn't kosher, at least in Orthodox Judaism.

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

It's not kosher in any form of Judaism. Pork products aren't either.

[–] vala@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

As a member of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I demand this pizza worker be hunted down and shot for his complicity in exposing our nefarious plans.

And if he isn't, I am going to make a scathing Hollywood biopic.

[–] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

Is this that pizzagate I've heard so much about?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's so sad that people can't tell the two apart. Or choose not to.

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[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago

Finally the Jews can have their own version of Jeezits!

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Pizza Hut, not a big fan of ham or Ham?