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[–] scbasteve7@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago

Mfer looks like Logan Paul cosplaying weird Al.

[–] Kben@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago

He looks like a female school principal from the 80s whos not angry,shes disappointed.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

Complains about feminine energy while looking like a middle aged woman.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

He looks like he’s about to start an 80s hair metal band

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 70 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I heard he had a rib removed but still couldnt suck it, so he had a rat penis extension added on and now he can put it in his mouth if he moves his curly locks out of the way

[–] Trilobite@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I heard even after the extension he was only sucking on a pube

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

the embarrassment killed him....

F

[–] rarbg@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Tf is this picture even

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Community notes: fake, Androids have no need to autofellatio.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It was trying to plug its power output plug into one of its power input sockets to get "free electricity".

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Question: How can a mouth on the head of a penis suck itself?

Did he recently become locked in the back of his stretch limo?

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 days ago

You gotta so some thinking with portals.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It’s penises all the way down.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

He's got the budget t solve this dilemma and you know this.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Damn you OP, I instantly went to check if he was actually dead and now I'm disappointed.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Community note: it's true, he's just pulling a Herman Cain.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He looks like a Jessica, no offense to other Jessicas.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I knew a Jessica with the same hair, only blonde

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 days ago

What color is the hair in that photo?

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Nah dude, you're thinkin of Trevor Moore.

That's the guy who died having anal sex with a horse.

[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago

Mr hands!!!

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

Go fuck yourself doll licker

[–] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

He came and he went

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It’s my elementary school gym teacher.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 13 points 3 days ago

No, he died trying to suck your penis

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] everett@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You just gonna compliment the guy like that?

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh sorry. That was meant to be neutral. I would never do Al dirty like that

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

All is forgiven, but next time go with "Kenny G."

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Poor Kenny G, by all accounts he's a cool dude.

Carrot Top is available

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago

His dick was in his mouth?

Balls resting on his lips.

He made it, hunhh?

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m not sure a guy who has actually aided in multiple genocides is going to get his feelings hurt with these schoolyard insults.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I actually think the reason he and Space Karen act the way they do is because they know they can buy a lot of things, but they can never buy being cool, and that bothers them both a LOT.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Bro tried to become a real boy and instead got red pilled. Tragic.

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Kathy Griffin lookin fine a mf wassup ma

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago

It's that all-too-common neck snap that got him. The trick is to roll forward, not lie backward. He'll be missed! /s

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 3 days ago

The only relatable thing hes ever done.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

Why's he starting to look like the Beast when he turns human?

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Not cool to attribute Trevor’s accomplishments to him

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Now this one is believable! Lol

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

Dead mark looking ready for his head transplant next I hear he’s going with a giant mosquito good luck to him to be honest

[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

That's not Trever Moore, who died by asphyxiation trying to blow himself on Self Suck Saturday

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Pursuit of the noble goal takes another.

I don't know why everyone wants Meta to stay in the "reality policing" business.

That's one of the first things a dictator/fascist would go after. It inherently controls your reality.