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[–] MITM0@lemmy.world 2 points 57 minutes ago

He even looks like he's from the Yakuza series

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago
[–] quixotic120@lemmy.world 75 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Sometimes when you play a yakuza game it’s like “man these plotlines are ridiculous”

maybe not so much

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This is GTA levels of ridiculous characters.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 hours ago

Have you never played a Yakuza game? They blow GTA out of the water in terms of ridiculousness.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 11 points 12 hours ago

Did they like... have him pose for a picture?

[–] PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 42 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

Didn't realize you can get high on nuclear materials. Tf is the DEA doin?

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

It's because people have been getting high on Power.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 9 hours ago

Department Energie Atomic.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 31 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

The article says they were purchasing these items in exchange for shipments of heroin and methamphetamine.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

ENTRAPMENT! ENTRAPMENT! /s

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

No shit. This sounds like the DEA overstepping its bounds.

[–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago
[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Drugs were supposed to be payment for the nuclear material, which is why it makes sense.

[–] ScoopMcPoops@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

But none of this had to do with America?

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 hours ago

The article says the drugs were being sent to the US.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

You don't think Americans have business meddling between two completely separate sovereign countries? What are you some sort traitor?

/s

[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 11 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Least shocking thing I've ever heard, we've been scared of Russia loosey goosey rotting nuclear security forever.

Edit: estimated remaining 20,400 Yakuza members is more than I expected.

[–] solrize@lemmy.world 34 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

Wait, what? Article says the guy had real plutonium. That is scary. Quantity is not specified though. Also doesn't say where the plutonium came from. He also had a bunch of what sounds like non-fissionable uranium and thorium. They hype that up some, but it is less of a threat.

Why is this on /nottheonion?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The nuclear materials make the headline, but the real story is that they were trading it for meth and heroine.

[–] solrize@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I want to know how they got the nuke stuff in the first place. That's potentially much more disruptive than any number of drug deals.

[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

How's Russian border security?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world -2 points 6 hours ago

TBH I disagree, I think the Heroine and Meth are worse. I could elaborate but I feel like it would take a while.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 28 points 18 hours ago

There's only a few places in the world you can get plutonium, none of them easy to access or extract.

There's gotta be more to this story that's probably super classified.

[–] maniacalmanicmania@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Why is this on /nottheonion?

Because the title made me think of The Onion.

* Replying from my LW alt as there is still some federation lag between LW and the instance I posted from.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Did he promise to build Libyan Nationalists a bomb and use it for his experiments instead?

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

That's heavy

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

And that was how Rick and Morty was born

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

“Quick arms deal, 20 minutes, in and out.”

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 7 points 18 hours ago

Your next existential breakdown has been sponsored by MadLibs…

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

L/BrandNewSentence