"We have to keep trying!" ~Elon to Trump
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The first sentence of a horrible Elon x Trump fanfiction.
What do you mean fiction? Why else would Musk have moved in with Turnip?
HE WHAT!?!
Oh my god I thought that was satire
https://www.gbnews.com/politics/us/elon-musk-donald-trump-mar-a-lago-florida
What a sub 😶
Example news article about it: https://www.gbnews.com/politics/us/elon-musk-donald-trump-mar-a-lago-florida
Besides the idiocy of the statement, these people don't understand the toll that pregnancy has on the body.
Elon definitely looks like he's been pregnant 17 times...
Idk, Elong looks significantly worse than that
I guess he's running low on blood boys.
So he admits at least 17 guys have nutted in him
At least 18, one of them is sterile due to age and bad nutrition.
What on earth is the implication here?
Edit: I've learned far more about this man's personal life than I wanted to, wtf lmao I feel so bad for his kids
Elon takes it up the ass on the regular.
Elon has like a dozen kids and his dad compares having kids to horse breeding and believes that the only thing we’re here on earth to do is have kids. So I think the implication is that Elon is a fucking psycho who would allow himself to be impregnated in order to further grow humanity (which is something Elon has said he wants to encourage everyone to do).
The reboot of Succession in 20 years is going to be wild.
Dude has a serious breeding fetish. He does not keep it to himself, at all.
Elons a slut
Strider Musk (2021) — with Shivon Zilis
Techno Mechanicus Musk (2022) — with Grimes
Child whose name is not known (2024) — with Shivon Zilis
I doubt he would think the same after having one for 9 months
He would have had 17 abortions
After 16 children choose emancipation....
Men can give birth though....
Found another Elon alt account.
I don't support him in any way, just though that musk mpreg was funny.
MPREG MUSK
MPRUSK